Princess Hailey Hiccups

I'm a 4.5 year old Chihuahua and about 3 apples high - just like a smurf! I am absolutely adorable and I just can't help it.
Everywhere I go everyone tells me how cute I am.
Only one person has ever been mean to me (she tried to kick me and told me to pee at home and not in public by the tree in front of my mom's office!), but karma caught up with her a couple days later when someone she was mean to did something mean back to her.
I like to travel by car, but I only like the window down when we're stopped - the wind hurts my eyes. I get reeeeeeeeeeeealy excited when people come to my house and I wiggle my tail so much I sometimes knock myself down. My mom said that when I was a baby she would wake up in the middle of the night because I was so noisy - I used to get hiccups while I was sleeping. She thought it was hilarious and would always wake me up because her laughing would shake the bed, I need my beauty sleep so I would just give her a dirty look, sigh and roll over and fall back to sleep.
Last year we moved from our big house in Paso Robles to the new house with the peacock. We moved SIX hours away from our old house!! Then my mom and dad sold the new house with the peacock and bought ANOTHER house! We are staying with my mommies parents until we can move in. This is ridiculous! I am not even 5 yet and have already moved 4 times!
At our big house in Paso Robles I had a boyfriend. His name was Chopper and he lived across the street from our old house. He is a white chihuahua and is bigger than I am. He lives with his sister, a GIANT rottweiler. When his mommy & daddy go to work they leave him outside so he doesn't fight with his sister - but he doesn't have a fenced yard to be in! He just runs around on the golf course or in the street. I don't think his parents deserve to have him. One day he will probably get kidnapped or smooshed if they don't start taking better care of him. He use to come over and cry at our front door so that my mom will let him in so he could get warm and dry. She usually gave him some treats (he got more than I did 'cause he's bigger - NO FAIR!) and then let us play in the backyard. Mom says that she doesn't know how she feels about me and Chopper dating. She thinks he's from the wrong side of the street, he's too independent and a little too world wise. Mom would rather I hang out with a lap dog, or at least one whose owners actually take care of him. Mom sure wants to "rescue" him from his crappy owners, I wish she would, but she says she couldn't do it to them - because she would be too devastated if someone tried to "rescue" me.
When we fist moved from Paso Robles I didn't see ANY dogsfor a long time. Just these stupid peacocks who screames all day and night and flew around and tried to eat me. Maybe they scared all the neighborhood dogs away?
My mom found these things called meetups that we go to now - but it's only once a month! I miss interacting with other Chis!
Here's some more about me
Doggie quiz!!!
What's your name?? Princess Hailey
What's your mommy/owners name? Kathryn
What breed are you? Chihuahua
How much did you cost?? sooooooo much!
What's your favorite toy? My leopard print snake that squeaks!
Tap water ot bottled water? Bottled from the refrigerator - I like it cold!
Do you always walk or are you always carried? Mixture of both. I prefer walking.
How many pounds will you weigh full grown? I am full grown! I weight about 5 pounds.
Do you wear clothes? Of course!
Long or short hair? Short
Indoor or outdoor? Indoor!!
Do you sleep with your mommy or in your own bed? I have my own bed, but it's only for naps - I sleep with mommy!
What's your fave color? I think I'm colorblind, but I hear most of my clothes are black or pink
Do you chase cats or get along with them? They chase me.
How old are you? (in people years) 3
Do you like to go swimming? I jumped into the ocean once and hated it. Maybe I'll try a heated pool this summer.
Are you fixed? Nope.
What color are your eyes? Dark brown
What color is your hair? Orange! With white paws, white chest, white above my nose and a white stripe on my head.
Do you get groomed? Yes! I love my groomer at Petsmart in Santa Maria, I'll miss her when we move.
Are you potty trained? Of course! I was house trained at 8 wks old. I have my own doggie door to go outside!
How much do you bark? Not much. I like to bark at homeless people. And cats.
Have you ever bit anyone? No way! But I might drown you in licks!
Do you believe in interbreedal mating? I am too little to mate with someone outside of my breed. But there's nothing wrong with fooling around.
Do you like the bath or hate it? I hate the bath. But I do a cute dance when I'm trying to dry off.
Are you friendly with ther dogs or go you just attack? I LOVE LOVE LOVE other dogs!
Does your mommy/owner have a carring bag for you? Of course. It's pink. A client gave her a gift certificate so she could buy it for me.
Do you do any doggie sports?? I play fetch! I want to try agility but am scared of the tube.
How cute are you from 1 to 10? 7 million
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