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laurel

I am here for Friends

About Me

i'm pretty much a grown up at this point.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

people that don't ruin the fun.

My Blog

mccain’s sac

i was visiting my dad in fair oaks, right outside of sacramento last week. sacramento is not very far, but it is miles apart from san francisco and berkeley for many reasons. the most blatant example ...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Oct 2008 20:30:00 GMT

parenting

remember that time i wrote about those people at trader joe's with their adopted asian babies and their reusable bags?..... no? oh. well, anyway, i'm not sure if it was the same family, but..... we sa...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Oct 2008 20:17:00 GMT

the couple that saved the world.

i was at trader joes today and i couldn't help but notice this family. two thirty somethings... pasty, software designer looking types. typical upper middle class san franciscans. clutching their canv...
Posted by on Thu, 31 May 2007 17:45:00 GMT

blood stain

i went to a church thrift shop today and i found a cute white and beige dress. on my way home i was mentally figuring out which shoes and belt i would wear with it as i usually do. i was going to wear...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 17:15:00 GMT

doctor 90210

i was just watching doctor 90210 on the E channel... first i recoiled in horror watching a scrotal reduction, then lipo. they're never as gentle as you would hope surgery would be. then i found myself...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 22:02:00 GMT

online predators (hide your slutty daughters)

recently i've been watching dateline nbc. you know, the ones where they set up these sting operations to catch online "predators". so here's the scenario: you are a 30 something youth minister (or doc...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 01:20:00 GMT

horrible devil babies

remember in "the joy luck club" when that one girl drowns her baby to spite her evil abusive husband? for a while i thought that was super fucked up and it made me cry and i was like 'god, what a bitc...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 00:03:00 GMT

exfoliation

so this white trash family comes in to my work... the definition of their white trashiness is the young son's LA raiders sweatshirt. LA. both the parents had the too tanned, homeless/ day laborer look...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 11:07:00 GMT

rowdy wharf folk

i'm only working at this little ancient seafood restaurant on the wharf til i can finish school and find a job where i don't smell like fish. but i have to admit i felt a sense of pride tonight when t...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 00:20:00 GMT

emotional issue bumper stickers

so today i was riding my hog behind a hyundai with a license plate that said "MYPRNCE"....hmm, that's interesting... and the frame said "some day"... "will come". oh, i get it! 'some day my prince wil...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 20:59:00 GMT