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Patrick

i have a nifty laser console.

About Me



Knuckle Skinner
People Iced: Forty Four
Car Bombs Planted: One
Favorite Weapon Bottle Rockets
Arms Broken: Thirty
Eyes Gouged: Nineteen
Tongues Cut Off: Six
Biggest Enemy: Ernie Vegas
Get Your HITMAN Name

AWSOME-GAME

My Interests

cheese, lawngnomes, canada, drinking, drugs (some not all), dirty phrases in foreign languages, *your mom*, destroying detroit radio, jib-i maxim-i, rock n' roll, turtles, ballpene hammers, east coast core, cigarettes, spitting gum at the people at mcc who look like theyre hussied up for the bar, red team go!, japan (not anime, fuck that), philosophy, guitar, angelina jolie,

I'd like to meet:

christopher walken, any being more advanced than the human being

Music:

deftones, drowningman, cardigans,clann zu, portishead, chokebore, older dillinger, my america is watching tigers die, bjork, daughters, anal cunt, refused, the locust, sneaker pimps, sigur ros, the bastille, all else failed, pelican, massive attack, beethoven of course, norma jean, radio head, auto pilot, dead milkmen, some mogwai, smashing pumpkins, team sleep, russian circles, johnny cash, gg allin, neil young bitches, older dredg, troy von balthazar, robinson, jeromes dream, secretary, shed for you, me and him call it us, the great redneck hope, orchid, destroyerdestroyer (not a typo)....the list goes on and on

Movies:

the salton sea, rules of attraction, american beauty, anything by darren aronofsky, kevin smith films (excluding jersey girl, fuck that shit), gattaca, kill bill, seven, slc punk, event horizon, the girl next door, cheesy zombie flicks, billy madison+happy gilmore(because everything adam sandler created after that was lame), dolomite!, amelie, alot of kevin spacey films, war of the worlds, hostile, donnie darko, pi, requiem for a dream,city of lost children, fraggle rock dvd's !

Television:

adult swim , *wonder showzen*anything i can learn from

Books:

everything chuck palahniuck, maddox

Heroes:

godzilla

My Blog

shut up you dumb twazzers

For years now ive been rambling about a completely obvious gas scam purpetrated by our own government leaders : Dick Cheney ( you know, our vice president?) is one of the sole proprietors of Haliburto...
Posted by knuckle skinner on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 01:43:00 PST

i want to be a galapagos tortoise

so one day in speech class some semesters ago, the writhing cunt of a professor we had made us do an impromptu speech right there on the spot. but to help us out a little, there were categories to pic...
Posted by knuckle skinner on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 05:51:00 PST

here is something i dont get

and correct me if im wrong. so apparently there are all these hard core christians opposed to soldiers funerals and the war in whole i guess. the thing is, arent these people republicans? so,  yo...
Posted by knuckle skinner on Thu, 18 May 2006 11:53:00 PST

happy jesus zombie day!

now i expect some to get sort of pissed about that. but think about it, he was a man, he died, and came back to life. now i dont know if youve ever seen a 'movie' ( you know, moving pictures?) but whe...
Posted by knuckle skinner on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 11:12:00 PST

i have no idea whats going on right now

i really dont.
Posted by knuckle skinner on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 02:38:00 PST

pfff

i broke down. i got a myspace.
Posted by knuckle skinner on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 01:37:00 PST