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About Me


I'm a well behaved, submissive pet who won't ruin your carpet, or claw up the furniture. Contrary to popular belief, I do in fact eat. I'm a ray of sunshine giving you skin cancer. I am undoubtedly the most negative prick you'll ever have the pleasure of meeting.

Have a day.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A roller disco ape.

Oh, check this out, asshats.

Oh, and just because he rules:

My Blog

A rant on the abominable world of mainstream music.

This is a rant of sorts. By all means, feel no obligation to read. I don't expect you to. But if you have nothing better to do, like me, have fun reading my opinions.I work at a grocery store; I'm a t...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Jun 2009 09:21:00 GMT

Please excuse the vulgarity

As I'm about to sign on to this thing I see a link called "Famous Hangers." lyke omgz lyke Apparently it's a lyke super sneak peak into lyke your faaaaavorite celebs closets. ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jun 2009 09:11:00 GMT

Oh, the end is near.

It really is unbelievable how much this swine flu nonsense has exploded. Everyone is treating it as though it's the fuckin' plague. I find this utterly ridiculous, and wonder why everyone forgot about...
Posted by on Wed, 06 May 2009 08:17:00 GMT

Enlighten me.

So, I'm not really up on the new cool lingo that people use. There has been one particular phrase that has been bothering me because I'm constantly asked: "What's Good?" The reason this bothers me so ...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Mar 2009 13:37:00 GMT