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Jeff

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About Me

     I'm writing a science fiction series about aberrant humans with physical deformities and catastrophic psychic abilities hunted down by the government. Unlike similar books such as "X-Men", these characters are not superheroes, but normal people (often with mental illnesses) who find themselves changing in horrific ways that make them outcasts and criminals. The world is a bastard version of our own, drenched in pollution and smog. The subject matter is more "adult" than that seen in the "Harry Potter" series--with violence, drama, and a twisted sense of humor. Currently I'm working on my fifth novel.     My first book, "The Subnorms", can be found online on Amazon.com, Barnes and Noble, Borders, etc.     If anyone ever has any questions about anything involving sick kids, feel free to email me. I'll do my best to answer. If, however, your child sounds REALLY, REALLY sick, I reserve the right to tell you to dial 911 or visit your local emergency department.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who has feedback about my books....oh, and definitely NOT Tarja whateverhername....my bro's favorite opera singer and #3 Myspace friend who I would rather have laser surgery done on my eardrums than listen to in his car...ooh, cheap shot!!

My Blog

Wisdom from a 12 year-old Cancer patient

     People often think working with kids with cancer is a sad, depressing experience. Quite the contrary, working with these kids is liberating and humbling. Rarely do you see a kid mumbling about ho...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Feb 2009 16:55:00 GMT

Chemotherapy: Pick Your Poison

     Chemotherapy is a contradiction: it can save your life, but can also kill you. The medicine itself is bizarre; the way it works quite creative. I have heard of people avoiding chemo to seek alter...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 21:53:00 GMT

Didnt you know, Farmer John makes the best pork baby formula!!

    The other night I admitted a 1.5 year-old baby with Russian parents. Their baby was cute as a bug, but since bugs are really quite primitive invertebrate scavengers, I guess I should say the baby ...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 11:33:00 GMT

Diabetes+Sugar=Hyperglycemia! Doh!!

Occasionally the kids I work with in the hospital make me remember how much fun my job can be. One day I was working with a rambunctious, outgoing Russian kid named *Vitaley*, who had come in with a ...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 22:12:00 GMT

Fun with the Fraudulent Program AWOLA

     I am relatively naive when it comes to computers (okay, I'm a complete idiot). I often forget to research new software on Google before I buy it. So one night this little bal...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Jul 2008 13:12:00 GMT

My Encounter with Road Rage!

     I was minding my own business sitting at a red light at an intersection in downtown Roseville when road rage spilled a little darkness into my afternoon.  I was blasting...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 16:18:00 GMT

Gallstones--disgusting biliary nuggets or erotic overture?

     I admitted a 14 year-old girl with gallstones last night. A gallstone is either made of hyper-concentrated cholesterol or calcium in the gallbladder, which is a squirt gun tha...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 08:39:00 GMT

MRSA--no, it doesnt stand for Moldy Rancid Sock Attack

     My most memorable encounter with that purulent little bacterium known as MRSA (Methicillin Resistant Staphylococcus Aureus) occurred in the hospital when I was treating a nine...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 20:58:00 GMT

Meningitis----Code Name: BRAIN EATER

     If the word meningitis sends a chill up your spine, then you are human and have a healthy fear of this potentially devastating infection. I recently saw a two year-old in the ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 00:34:00 GMT

DUDE!! THEY TOOK OUT MY APPENDIX!! HUH? OH NEVER MIND, I DIDNT NEED IT ANYWAY!

     So your doctor tells you you're suffering from appendicitis. Most likely you've had some nasty right lower quadrant abdominal pain, possibly a fever, and maybe you b...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 08:34:00 GMT