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Chris "The Crazy Train"

I got a problem with spending before I get it... we all self conscious, I'm just the first to admit

About Me

I am from Astoria, Queens, NY (1980-1986), Medford, Long Island, NY (1986-2004 with long stretches in Syracuse, NY from 98-02 for school), and I lived in an apartment in Lindenhurst, Long Island, NY from Sept. 2004 - Feb. 2008. I am now back living with my parents in Medford, until I can save up enough money to get an apartment and live without a roommate, which will be a tall order on Long Island. I may have to move to Arkansas. I have a Master's Degree in Business Administration, I am also a certified bartender and an ordained minister. The only person I can honestly say I trust fully and implicitly is the Gorton's Fisherman. Please visit my charitable website at www.charitynotcards.com

American Idol Audition Song

Since I only have two more chances to try out for American Idol, I figure I will give it a shot for the first time in a few months. Since song selection is so crucial, vote for any of these songs, or post if you have another in mind. I want your help... I tried to put a few original ideas that I've never seen done, instead of Edwin McCain for the 8,000th time.
What Song Should I Sing For My American Idol Audition This Summer?
Jackson 5 - I Want You Back (Slowed Into R & B Ballad-esque)
Guns N' Roses - Think About You (Slowed Down)
Credence Clearwater Revival - I Heard It Through The Grapevine
Willie Nelson - Always On My Mind
Bruce Springsteen - Brilliant Disguise
Sam Cooke - Bring It On Home To Me
The Cure - Just Like Heaven
Jeff Buckley - Hallelujah
Ben E. King - Stand By Me (w/ a verse from Sean Kingston's Beautiful Girls)
Akon - Don't Matter (Ballad-ized)
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My Interests

Listening to music, reading books, watching movies & TV, watching the Mets/Cowboys/Syracuse BKB/Syracuse FB/Knicks/Rangers, playing baseball/basketball/football/bowling/golf badly, visiting Hard Rock Cafes and collecting shot glasses from each, collecting DVD's, CD's, books, Star Wars and Wrestling action figures, traveling to exotic and not so exotic locales (that would be you Indianapolis), playing poker, wearing LaCoste polos, drinking Stoli Vanil on the rocks, karaoke, and totaling cars. Being businesslike while bartending and ministering. www.charitynotcards.com

I'd like to meet:

(That I haven't already met) Living: George W. Bush, Al Pacino, Bill Murray, M. Night Shyamalan, Ted Williams' head, Rusty Kuntz (of the World Champion 1984 Detroit Tigers), Mark Messier, Troy Aikman, Emmitt Smith, Keith Hernandez, Hank Aaron, Wes Anderson, Robert De Niro, Jack Nicholson, Clint Eastwood, KISS, Axl Rose, Angus Young, Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, Meat Loaf, Roger Daltrey, Pete Townshend, Mike & The Mad Dog, Brandy Talore, Stephen King, Harry Hogan, & Ric Flair....... Dead: Jesus Christ, Alfred Hitchcock, Richard Nixon, Adorable Adrian Adonis, Andre The Giant, Vincent Price, Ted Williams' torso, Freddie Mercury, Jim Morrison, John Lennon, George Harrison, Warren Zevon, Edgar Allan Poe, Dostoevsky, Thornton Wilder, Rod Serling, Sam Walton, Sam Cooke, Elvis, Al Capone, and General Ignacio Pesqueira.

Music:

KISS, AC/DC, Guns N' Roses, The Beatles, The Beach Boys, Billy Joel, Joe Jackson, Warren Zevon, U2, The Rolling Stones, The Who, Iron Maiden, Sam Cooke, Stevie Wonder, Kanye West, Queen, Meat Loaf, Bruce Springsteen, Elvis, Steely Dan, The Drifters, The Platters, & Rod Stewart.

Movies:

Way too many to list, but they include: All 53 Hitchcock films (especially Rear Window, Rope, Psycho, North By Northwest, Foreign Correspondent, Dial M For Murder, Strangers On A Train, The 39 Steps, Notorious, and Vertigo), The Burbs, Better Off Dead, Fletch, The Big Lebowski, The Jerk, Caddyshack, Office Space, The Godfather I & II, Raiders Of The Lost Ark, The Original Star Wars Trilogy, City Of God, On The Waterfront, Jaws, George A. Romero's Night Of The Living Dead & Dawn Of The Dead, Rushmore, Casablanca, Five Easy Pieces, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, GoodFellas, Mean Streets, Carlito's Way, Pulp Fiction, James Bond films, & Universal's monster movies.

Television:

Current: It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia (if you haven't seen this, you should immediately), Lost, The Office (US), Curb Your Enthusiasm, 30 Rock, Survivor, The Amazing Race, Hell's Kitchen, Kitchen Nightmares, American Idol, Beauty And The Geek, Jeopardy, Forensic Files, America's Most Wanted, Monk, SNL, Free Radio, The Whitest Kids U' Know, Family Guy, King Of The Hill, American Dad, and The Simpsons...... Former: Cheers, Arrested Development, Cheap Seats, The Office (UK), Extras, Freaks And Geeks, The White Shadow, Fawlty Towers, The X-Files, Three's Company, Batman, He-Man, SuperFriends, Beverly Hills 90210, Seinfeld, Tales From The Crypt, The Twilight Zone, The Outer Limits, Alfred Hitchcock Presents, All In The Family, Da Ali G Show, The Jamie Kennedy Experiment, and Murder She Wrote.

Books:

All Stephen King (especially The Stand, The Shining, Salem's Lot, and It), Wrestling Biographies (especially Superstar Billy Graham's, Ric Flair's, Harley Race's, & Mick Foley's), Baseball Biographies (espeically Leigh Montville's book on Ted Williams and Juiced by Jose Canseco), Hitchcock bios, Sam Walton's bio, all of Edgar Allan Poe's work, Thornton Wilder's plays, Ray Bradbury collections, Notes From Underground, A Tale of Two Cities, Great Expectations, Of Mice And Men, The Winter Of Our Discontent, 1984, and To Kill A Mockingbird.

Heroes:

Jesus Christ, George W. Bush, Richard Nixon, and David Blaine.

My Blog

Camp Whitaker

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJ8OdVhbSjY Poor Kids......
Posted by Chris "The Crazy Train" on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 06:31:00 PST

Karaoke

June 26-27, 2006: Meat Loaf - Bat Out Of Hell Jackson 5 - I Want You Back Guns N' Roses - My Michelle Dio - Rainbow In The Dark Billy Vera & The Beaters - At This Moment   June 30-July 1, 2...
Posted by Chris "The Crazy Train" on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 03:21:00 PST