I have a lot of hobies
In no particular order. Good, well thought out music. Intellectual conversation (harder to find every day.) Food. Technology. Music. Beer. Doja. The occasional (more so than not) good insult. And Remember
I also enjoy speeding, a good debate (It's only good if I win.), midget bowling (My new favorite sport.) and I sing. Alot of Karaoke. But (now not so) Recently I joined a band. The name is Anareta .
You know singers get all the chicks.
Wow... the list is so long. First off the guy that invented LSD, and I'd thank that man for helping me open my eyes. I just wish I could shut them occasionally.
Then there was the guy who invented those damn breast inserts.
I'd show him my pimp hand. You just never know what your getting nowadays.
You may think I'm a pig.
So what?
If you bought a huge mansion and got a hell of a deal.
It's beautiful from the outside but when you got inside it turned out to be a 2 bedroom apartment.
Don't get me wrong she's hot but you'd be a little upset right? Even though It's still a beautiful place to live. I thought so. If I offended you there is a 75% chance that you either own a pair, would if you could or own stock in the company. Don't be offended though. You're beautiful without them. I'm just saying, false advertising is a misdemeanor in 44 states. It's punishable by fines and/or imprisonment. I'm just looking out. That's my top and bottom one at least. Oh yeah... on a serious note Shannon Hoon RIP.
Pearl Jam, Blind Melon, Unified Theory, Dave Matthews Band, Tonic, Edwin McCain, Matchbox Twenty, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, Chevelle, Hoobastank, Incubus, Our Lady Peace, Counting Crows, Coldplay, Saliva, Staind, Tantric, Live, Sublime, Majority of Seattle Bands from that era, Anything I can relate to. Also my first and biggest musical influence was Sean Charles Grubs may he rest in peace 07/18/78 - 5/12/07
Who's got time for movies?
Yeah I got one of those.
How to lose friends and alienate people.
33 Irrefutable Laws of Dictatorship.
I can't forget my personal favorite children's books titled "You're Different and That's Bad"
"Mr. Knife and Mrs. Light Socket get to know each other"
"Everybody dies! Even... your Mommy and Daddy."
"Why Mommy Stopped Stripping."
"Coppy Cats Book of Animal Noises"
and a great find for the entire family "Clifford Gets Fixed" box set. It comes with an activity book, Clifford doll, veterinarian tools and Velcro testicles. Although those are my favorites. I have compiled a list of other good children's books:
"You Were an Accident"
"The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables"
"Dad's New Wife Robert"
"Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share"
"Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book"
"The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking"
"Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"
"Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence"
"All Cats Go to Hell"
"The Little Sissy Who Snitched"
"That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption"
"Grandpa Gets a Casket"
"The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator"
"The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy"
"Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way"
"Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will"
"Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games"
"Your Nightmares Are Real"
"Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School"
"Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things"
"Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"
"Oh, the Places You'll Scratch and Sniff"
"Strangers Have the Best Candy"
"Some Kittens Can Fly!"
"Getting More Chocolate on Your Face"
"Where Would You Like to Be Buried?"
"The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer- Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!"
"When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer, They Say 'God Did It'"
"Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia"
"What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?"
"Bi-Curious George"
"Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Only Your Household Pets"
"The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad"
"Babar Meets the Taxidermist"
"Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mom's Purse"
"The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead"
"How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School"
"Controlling the Playground: Respect through Fear"
I also am a huge advocate of education. I have included a very special movie below. It is the ABC song. Join in if you would like.
This Guy.