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Heather

Desecration Guaranteed

About Me

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4My name is Heather. I spend way too much time in the shower. My shoes are always dirty and my socks never match. Schedules are the work of devil. The color orange scares me and Martha Phillips is a thief. Don't let anyone tell you any different.

My Interests

(The Weekly World News) (Art & Music) (Video Games & Food) (Reading & Writing) (Religions & Paranormal) (Crafts & Cloths) (Bobby Pins & Fingernail Polish)

I'd like to meet:

Courtney Love, Kurt Cobain, Meg White, Nostradomus, Edgar Cayce, Carl Marks, Suzanna Kaysen, Dean Koontz

Music:

Hole, Nirvana, the Pixies, Elvis, Johnny Cash, U2, Audioslave, the Cure, Placebo, the Beatles, Cream, CCR, NiN, R.E.M., Jimmy Eat World, Linkin Park, System of a Down, Sex Pistols, the Clash, the Dropkick Murphys, the Smashing Pumpkins, the Decemberists, the Breeders, Red-Hot Chilli Peppers, the White Stripes, George Harrison, TaTu, Leadbelly, Goldfinger, Bon Jovi, Aersosmith, VAST, Alanis Morisette, Fiona Apple, The Killers, Eve Six, The Strokes, The Vines, Oasis, Janis Joplin, Garbage, The Grates, Switchfoot, Coldplay, Dexy's Midnight Runners, The Doors, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Movies:

the Crow, the Never-Ending Story, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Waynes World 2, This is Spinal Tap, Girl, Interrupted, the Breakfast Club, Braveheart, Napoleon Dynamite, Schindler's List, The School of Rock, Lost Souls, Thirteen Ghost (the original one!), The Good Son, Boys, Riding The Bullet, Fried Green Tomatoes, The Sum Of All Fears

Television:

Adult Swim, Myth Busters, The Nanny, The Golden Girls, I Love Lucy, Food Network, America's Next Top Model, Project Runway, Best Week Ever, A Haunting, Ed, Edd, and Eddy, Fairly Odd Parents, Next, Parental Control, Comedy Central Presents, CNN News, DIY, Oxygen, Turner Classic Movies, The History Channel, What Not To Wear.

Books:

the Bible, Harry Potter Series, Forever Odd, One Door Away From Heaven, The Outsiders, Odd Thomas, Chronicles of Narnia, Heavier than Heaven, THe Kurt Cobain Journals, Missing May, The Giant, Wuthering Heights, Pride and Prejudice, The Steadfast Tin Soilder, Dr. Seuss, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Of Mice and Men, Cannery Row, Johnny Truman, Animal Farm, 1984, The Color Purple, As I lay Dying, A Painted House, Flowers for Algernon, The Joyluck Club, I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings, Uncle Tom's Cabin, Lord Of The Flies, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Don Quixotte

Heroes:

Gregory Efimovich Rasputin (He was "Russia's greatest love machine")

My Blog

WEDDING!!!

Ok. I am getting married. Tomorrow. At 8:30pm at the brick yard pond (bay, whatever). Try to come if you can! :)  
Posted by Heather on Wed, 30 May 2007 11:04:00 PST

Attention!

The wedding date has been moved, again. But I have good reasoning this time. It turns out that on May 31st we will be having a blue moon. So of course I moved the wedding to then. I can't give you a...
Posted by Heather on Tue, 01 May 2007 11:40:00 PST

Marriages and Carriages

So things have been good lately.Holly is 6-7 weeks pregnant. I'm hoping its a girl.I'm getting married in the first part of May. Danielle I hope your reading this since i've neglected to tell you I've...
Posted by Heather on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 12:51:00 PST

I've been working on a piece that speaks of sex and desperation..

So alot has been going on. Holly got married in November. We are still waiting on the pictures. I'll put some up as soon as I get them though. I moved out of the house. And Dave finally came back home...
Posted by Heather on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 10:24:00 PST

So I've got some good news and some bad news...

Good news is I plan to have some new pictures taken and put on here. A new layout. And a new about me thingy.The bad news I have no idea when I'm going to get around to all of that. I know, I know. It...
Posted by Heather on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 04:26:00 PST

It's too late to try and think of a cute subject line...

So I went and got my haircut today.I absolutely love it.My favorite season is coming up soon.I adore autumn.The Daniel Boone Festival.And Halloween. Especially Halloween.They give a flashlight tour of...
Posted by Heather on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 09:37:00 PST

Feed me and tell me I'm pretty.

So I come home this afternoon from church. And I notice some of our furniture sitting out on the porch. So of course I automatically assume dad is in one of his 'Mr. Fixit' moods. So Josh and I go in ...
Posted by Heather on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 01:28:00 PST

Drabble

I need a job.And a haircut.And some socks.And shoes that arent green where they are supposed to be white.But in order to get all of those. I need a job. Childrens home isnt hiring at the moment. I can...
Posted by Heather on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 11:53:00 PST