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About Me

Well, in the true meaning of storytime, here we go: Once upon a time my mother, Mary, followed the North Star to a little village in Tequesta, where they just so happened to have room for me and my peeps. I stayed in this small village where I attended Cardinal Newman and then I wondered off to sweet home Alabama. This fine institution taught me that college was much more than a place you go and hopefully get a BS or (in the true southern-belle spirit) a MRS. This was a place you could Roll Tide, pray that number three would win (keep in mind I was a native Floridian that didn't know what Nascar was when I moved there) and of course really feel Lynard Skinner when they played Sweet Home ! From this experience I have met my true home skillets. I then got this remarkable idea to move to Athens, Georgia. I highly recommend visiting for a weekend , in order to grab a PBR (the best beer ever) and laugh at the local idea that Wide Spread Panic are musical idols. I just had a hard time teaching children in a place that spells dogs - Dawgs. After teaching for three incredible years in Athens, I woke up and realized that Athens was not the place for me or anyone else that values proper English. So I packed up everything I owned (basically my chocolate lab.) and moved to Tampa Fl. After my two year tour in Tampa, I decided it was time to move back to my roots. I now live in Jupiter, FL and I a pursuing a Master's in Nursing and waiting for Owen Wilson to call me so we can get on with that whole marriage thing. What can I say, Chevy Chase is my hero!!

My Interests

I am interested in the interesting but necessarily those that are interested in things, but rather those that are interesting. Let me expand, if someone had three irises that would be interesting, though that person may not be interested. This holds true for a person who can put their ears in their mouth. I would only find this interesting if they didn't care that they could do this. A few other interests I find interesting include: Pirates - Being part pirate myself its more of a lifestyle than an interest- Arr Me Mateties, The smell of rain, laughing until I can't breath, arguing (about anything), Singing (I call is Performing, my friends call it Karoke), Jaggerbombs,, Engrish, Giving People Nicknames, Roller Skating (four wheels none of this blade bussiness), Air Dancing (no music required), Listening to air bands outside, Air drums, old worn-in t-shirts, being around my friends and seeing them laugh, (either with me or at me) Just as long as they are laughing! The look a kid gets when they discover something new, your mom went to college, a sloth (most unappreciated animal ever).
You Are the Swedish Chef
"Bork! Bork! Bork!"
Your happy and energetic - with borderline manic tendencies.
No one really gets you. And frankly, you don't even get you.
But, you sure can whip up a great chocolate mousse The Muppet Personality Test

I'd like to meet:

Les Paul, Maya Angelou, my grandfather Ronald Regan, Oliver North, George Clinton, Jerry Garcia, James Madison, Ed Norton, Nic Cage, Einstien, your mom, the Geico geco and Caveman (what can I say I am a product of marketing),Mark Twain, Optimus Prime, Bear Byrant, the man who invented sliced bread
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Music:

Grateful Dead, George Clinton, Ween, Anything out of a 80's skating rink, Smooth Jazz, the Weather Channel local forecast and .......

Movies:

Harold and Maude, Napoleon Dynamite, Waiting for Guffman, Star Wars (Return of the Jedi), Night at the Roxberry, 40 Year old Virgin, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Fletch,Groundhog Day, Pumpkin, 9 to 5, Karate Kid, Swingers, Smokey and the Bandit 1 and 2, Back to School, Office Space, Mad Max at Thunderdome, Finding Never land, Team America

Television:

Flight of the Concords, House, Wife Swap, South Park,Sopranos, Big Love, Cheers, Inside the Actors Studio, Family Guy, American Idol, Cheaters, Iron Chef, My Name is Earl, Office, Thirsty Traveler, ALF

Books:

To Kill a Mocking Bird, Confederancy of Dunces, Hitch Hickers Guide to the Galaxy, Bud not Buddy, Heart of a Woman, Pride and Prejudice, Giving Tree, Oh!The Places You will Go, Me Talk Pretty One Day,

Heroes:

Don Cornileus (If you know who this is, That's what I'm talking about) Turn up the volume and consider yourselves warned! alue="http://www.youtube.com/v/vqV1nmKsxQE&rel=1" ..