DJJDSoup

I like;
Bible reading,
Political arguments,
Caring for delinquents,
Rescuing kittens from trees,
Fighting crime,
Snorting vodka,
Homemade napalm,
Pretending to ignore everyone,
Chicken pot pies,
Baking,
Enya,
Deep fat fryers,
Clubbing baby seals,
The time 11:11,
Hollywood showers,
Polish quadriplegic jokes,
Squirting lime in my eyes,
Being awesome,
The smell of skunks,
Drinking lighter fluid,
My sewing machine,
Building fires,
Mexican knife fights,
Making pancakes,
Snorting salt,
Spinning music till 8:01 IN THE MORNING,
Partying till 8:36 IN THE MORNING,
Sleeping till 6:12 IN THE AFTERNOON,
Smoking till my lungs bleed to end up sounding like
Sybil Sheppard!!! (use too)
I Miss;
Smoking

I Hate;
Running out of cigarettes,(use too)
My name spelled wrong,
Wire hangers,
Hang-overs,
Dirty dishes,
Mtv 1 and 2,
Windy days,
Getting out bed,
Smelly frenchmen,
Defensive drivers,
Academic art history,
Doing laundry,
Slow southern drawls,
Nancy Grace & Dr. Phil,
Commercials about your sex life,
Just about everything from Canada,
People who don't agree with me,
Jimmy Buffet,
Gen-Ed majors,
Cocked baseball caps,
Popped collar polo t-shirts,
Girls Gone Wild infomercials,
People who drink diet coke then eat 3 burgers,
Low profile mufflers,
Dusting,
Pajamas in public,
Girls named Britney,
Running out of hot water,
The phrase "so much potential",
People who live in hurricane and tornado alleys,
Ignorant homophobes that drunkenly hug their
guyfriends!!!
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