I live every day to the fullest, cause you never know what tomorrow will bring.Hey check this out...I'M CALIFORNIAN THAT MEANS...-Our chicks & dudes are WAYYYY hotter than yours-I live next door to mexicans-Everyone hates cops-Everyone smokes weed its no big fucking deal- I cuss a lot.- I say "like" and "fer sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "bro" and "peace out"; and I say them often.- I know what real cheese & avocadoes taste like.- Summers are really hot, and winters are really cold. That's the way it is.- I can wear sandals all year long.- I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore".- I know 65 mph really means 80+.- When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and they accept it and give it back, because that's the California way.- I've been to "Frisco" aka San Francisco and have eaten fresh clam chowder out of a sourdough bread bowl.- The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border).-You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code- My governor can kick your governors ass.- I can go out at midnight and wear a tank top and skirt [girls]/ t-black dickies a wife beater and some clean chuck Ts[guys].- I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD.- I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day.- All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here.- We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them).-I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY opinion means more then yours-All the porn you watch is made here, cause we fuck better and thats how it is.-The best athletes come from here-California is the most scouted state for all major sports...that means we have tons of people get scholarshipsRepost if you are a californian NATIVE
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