TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: TONBEEZY
Birthday: JUNE 20TH
Birthplace: METHODIS
Current Location: OUT IN FRANKLIK
Eye Color: BROWN
Hair Color: BLACK
Height: 5'8
Right Handed or Left Handed: RIGHT HANDED
Your Heritage: I HAVE NO IDEA
The Shoes You Wore Today: THE NEW 8'S
Your Weakness: SHRIMP
Your Fears: ANGERY MEGITS
Your Perfect Pizza: MEAT LOVERS
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: WINNING OR PLAVCING SECOND AT STATE
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: KEEP IT GOOIE CAUSE I CAN MAKE IT WET
Thoughts First Waking Up: PLAYIN WIT MY SELF
Your Best Physical Feature: MY PENIS
Your Bedtime: WHEN SHE SAYS SO
Your Most Missed Memory: THE LAST TIME I CAME
Pepsi or Coke: WELCHES WHITE GRAOE PEACH FRUI DRINK
MacDonalds or Burger King: RALLY'S FRIES
Single or Group Dates: 3 SOMES
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: LITTLE DEBBIE
Chocolate or Vanilla: STRWBERRY
Cappuccino or Coffee: TEA
Do you Smoke: ALL I DO IS SMOKE TREES CALL ME LOG HEAD
Do you Swear: ONLY WHEN I HAVE TO.
Do you Sing: BONER BILLY DOES
Do you Shower Daily: YES I SURE DO
Have you Been in Love: HELL NAW.............NAW JK ITS CRAZY AS HELL
Do you want to go to College: YES
Do you want to get Married: SURE
Do you belive in yourself: IF U LOOK THIS GOOD U WOULD TO
Do you get Motion Sickness: NOPE
Do you think you are Attractive: VERY ATTRACTIVE
Are you a Health Freak: SOMETIMES
Do you get along with your Parents: YELP
Do you like Thunderstorms: WHEN IM HAVIG SEX
Do you play an Instrument: TON BONE
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: HELL YEAH LIKE 3 HOURS AGO
In the past month have you Smoked: NOPE
In the past month have you been on Drugs: NAW
In the past month have you gone on a Date: IMS VIRGIB
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: YELP
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: IM FAT AS HELL
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: YA'LL TRYNA KILL ME
In the past month have you been on Stage: NAW
In the past month have you been Dumped: NOPE
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: WE WERE MUD WRESTLING
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: NAW
Ever been Drunk: IM MR WASTED
Ever been called a Tease: ONLY IF SHE WAS A FREAK
Ever been Beaten up: BY MY LIL SISTER
Ever Shoplifted: NOPE
How do you want to Die: IN MY SLEEP OR WHEN IM HAVING SEX
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: LIKE YOU
What country would you most like to Visit: VIGINA
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: HAZEL
Favourite Hair Color: BLACK
Short or Long Hair: LONG
Height: 5'5
Weight: 140
Best Clothing Style: MFG
Number of Drugs I have taken: 5
Number of CDs I own: TOO MANY
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: PRICELESS
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LOVE, SEX AND ROMANCE QUIZ
Name: LEVON
Birthdate: 06-20-89
Hair: BLACK ANF SHORT
Eyes: BROWN
Height: 5'8
Gender: MALE
How many true relationships have you had?: NONE
Have you ever been in love?: IM STILL THINKIN ABOUT
What's your idea of a perfect date?: GETTIN SUM CUTTY ON THE FIRST NIGHT
Where's your favorite place to be kissed?: ON MY NIPPLES
How many sexual partners have you had?: I BEEN FUCK SO MANY TIMES UNTIL ITS FUCK YOU
How many people have you kissed?: SAME AS YA MAMA
Do you like to make the first move?: NOBODY ELSE WILL
Are you a snuggler?: HELL NAW
Do you kiss on the first date?: YA'LL TRYNA KILL ME
Where is the best place you've ever hooked up?: IN GIRLS RESTROOM
Do you consider yourself to be romantic?: LIKE NO OTHER
Are you an angel or a devil in the sack?: IM NEUTRAL
Would you ever pay someone for sex?: WAT THE FUCK I LOOK LIKE IM LOOKIN FOR A BITCH I CAN FUCK LIKE COOK WRITE
Would you ever let someone pay YOU for sex?: HELL YEA THIS DICK IS DELICIOUS
Do you keep your eyes open when you kiss?: NOPE. THAT IS RUDE AS HELL
What was your most embarrassing sexual moment?: FALLIN SLEEP IN SIDE OF SOMEONE
Have your parents ever caught you in a compromising position?: A FEW TIMES
Have you ever performed a striptease?: OCCASIONALLY
How about a lapdance?: IF THEY PAY
Have you ever received a lapdance?: SOMETHIN LIKE DAT
Do you like sexual contact?: ITS MATING SEASON
Are you straight, gay or bi?: STRAIGHT AS HER PUSSY LIPS
Have you ever made out with a member of the opposite sex?: HELL NAW SMACK YOSELF FOR THAT QUESTION
Are you a giver or a taker?: PUNISHER
What do you look for in a girlfriend/boyfriend?: HER NIPPLES AND HIS CHEEKS
Do you think you've met the person you'll spend the rest of your life with?: NAW NOT YET
Do you know who your bridesmaids and groomsmen would be?: NOPE
Have you ever regretted a hook-up?: ONLY A FEW
Have you ever cheated on a significant other?: IVE BEEN CHEATED ON
Have you ever hooked-up with someone already in a relationship?: U A FUCKIN FOOL
Have you ever cried over a member of the opposite sex?: MAYBE
Have you ever had your heart broken?: NAW SHATTERED
Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?: NO BUT IM ON PROBATION
How about if your friends didn't accept them?: THEY CAN SUCK DES NUTS
What's the worst relationship you ever had?: THE LAST ONE
Have you ever done anything sexual while on the road?: U NASTY TON I DONT CARE
Would you kiss someone if you didn't love them?: IF I WAS HORNY
Who told you all about sex?: MY MAMA
Are you always horny?: I JACK MY SELF 3 TIME ALREADY
Are you a flirt?: HELL YEAH FUCK YEAH
Are you a tease?: THE SAME THING HE SAID
Do you prefer to chase or BE chased?: STRIPPED
Do you prefer morning or evening hook-ups?: PRENUTS
Have you ever pulled an all-nighter with a member of the opposite sex, and woke up in each others arms?: DONT THAT RING A BELL
How old were you at the age of your first kiss?: 5
How old were you when you lost your virginity?: 12
Do you sometimes wish you could change that?: NAW
Do you enjoy being in a relationship?: MESERABLE
Have anyone ever fallen in love with you?: WHY DO FOOLS FALL IN LOVE
Have you ever said "I Love You" and not meant it?: GIGGILIN ABOUT THE GAMES AND HOW I PLAYED WIT MANY HEARTS AND IM NOT SAYIN NO NAMES
Are you "noisy" when you get heated?: IF THATS HOW U WANT IT
What is your kissing pet peeve?: IF TOLD U I;LL HAVE TO KILL U
Do you think you're a good kisser?: IM THE SHIT
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Music:
DA DROUGHT 3 WEEZY F. BABY
Movies:
WHATEVER I LIKESAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND
