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how good is your sex?? by sexyhooch
your name
missionary style 18%
doggy style 49%
froggy style 24%
bending over and taking it from the back 98%
spooning 29%
how much your sex is worth $426,425,001
why people want to have sex with you your tits
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Your a cool person to smoke with, probably one of the best.Your most likely to be the one with a funny joke or a cool idea.Your a true stoner...keep on tokin' my friend.smoke two joints in the morning, smoke two joints at night, smoke two joints in the afternoon it makes me feel alright.-if you don't know this band then you got the wrong answer. ;)
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how good is your sex?? by sexyhooch
your name
missionary style 84%
doggy style 98%
froggy style 90%
bending over and taking it from the back 44%
spooning 83%
how much your sex is worth $699,024,361
why people want to have sex with you your hips
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Name: berto
Birthdate: 9/25/86
Birthplace: Mexico
Current Location: Woodstock
Eye Color: dark brown
Hair Color: black
Height: 5'3" hopefully still growing....
Weight: 125
Piercings: 3
Tattoos: 0
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: sweet thang
Overused Phrase: dude, fucker, sweetthang
FAVORITES
Food: taco bell
Candy: mexican candy
Number: 11
Color: baby blue
Animal: pitbull and rot
Drink: margaritas
Alcohol Drink: smirnoff or tequilla
Bagel: chocolate
Letter: B
Body Part on Opposite sex: eyez
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: whats the difference
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Wendyz
Strawberry or Watermelon: Watermelon with fried chicken and beer
Hot tea or Ice tea: arizona ice tea all the way
Chocolate or Vanilla how bout a mix
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: both taste good at times
Kiss or Hug: kiss then a hug then the hump
Dog or Cat: dog love payton and rockyy
Rap or Punk: rap all the way fuck u punk kidz
Summer or Winter: i have nice trip see u next FALL
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: both sound great when ur high
Love or Money: money bys love niggas
YOUR...
Bedtime: when i take my last hit of weed
Most Missed Memory: dayz inn
Best phyiscal feature: my birthmark.....dont no
First Thought Waking Up: sweet.. im gettin high
Goal for this year: finish classes with good grades
Best Friends: ash and rich
Weakness: failure to do what ever the fuck i want
Fears: wakin up next to a white chick....lol
Heritage: MexiCAN
Longest relationship: 2 yrs. damn that shit sucked. im in a better one
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: yes. im the DD. (Drunk Driver)
Ever Smoked: im gonna smoke weed for the rest of my life.
Pot: im in love with mary jane im gonna make her my wife
Ever been Drunk: yeah man drunk to where u drink ur self out man
Ever been beaten up: yea.. it was cool. i only got stronger from it. thanx bitch
Ever beaten someone up: yea... u fuck with me im a even the score evenly
Ever Shoplifted: yeah im a bad as fathafucka
Ever Skinny Dipped: yea...i saw sweet titties
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: no.. u fuckn homo. quit startin at my genitals bolgin
Been Dumped Lately: no you gotta play the game for it playz u
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: green
Favorite Hair Color: dirty-blond
Short or Long: long or medium.. Short u look like a dude. go see a doctor
Height: same as me
Style: anything to make me smile
Looks or Personality: both but personality works more
Hot or Cute both but u gotz ta be cute for me to date. my last gf was not either
Drugs and Alcohol: both a good combination when on one
Muscular or Really Skinny: no ass no chance to much ass not 1st class
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: none u learn from what u do
What country do you want to Visit: england.amsterdamn
How do you want to Die: with a blunt and a forty in my hands and mouth
Been to the Mall Lately: yeah i took the kid shoppin
Do you like Thunderstorms: i love long walks in the rain while walkin the kid and payton
Get along with your Parents: yeah but not lately then been buggn me
Health Freak: at times when i have to be but then i quit
Do you think your Attractive: dude im dead sexy
Believe in Yourself: all the time even when im wrong
Want to go to College: i am in college thats a stupid question
Do you Smoke: i smoke as much as possible. gotta love mary jane
Do you Drink: yeah other wise id die dumb ass
Shower Daily: everyday sometimes 2-3 times a day
Been in Love: i thought that was only in movies
Do you Sing: hell yea in the shower, car, public, and home
Want to get Married: no
Do you want Children: there cute but not for me
Have your future kids names planned out: no id have to spend money on them then myself.
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: till i get married
Hate anyone: yea FAT LAZY BITCHES.!!if ur readin this itz to U BITCH!!
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John Cena
You are the street rapper! You dis people right to thier faces. You definitly are the man with out any fears. And the WWE Champion. Congrats dog!
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What's your favorite....
Beverage (non-alc) ? water
Beverage (alc) ? smirnoff
Color ? baby blue
Food ? taco bell
Item of clothing ? what ever fitz
Meal of the day ? pizza puff
Feature on yourself ? my ears
Quality in a guy/girl ? personallty and good looks
Phrase ? bitch pleazze
Song ? i can do magic
Musical Artist/Band ? eminem
Sport ? basketball
Movie ? half baked or how high
TV Show ? wild n' out or the simpsons
Radio Station ? 96.3 103.7 103.5 95.1
Type of Chocolate ? white
Eye Color ? dark brown
Do you/Have you ever....
Have any pets ? one mine and a pitbull named payton
Smoke ? yea
Drink ? yea
Have any piercings ? 3
Have any tatoos ? no gettng one soon
Cheat on a boyfriend/girlfriend yea but not my new one
Had sex ? yeaaaaaaaaa talk about some sexy love
Gone streaking ? yea
Gone skinny dipping ? fo sho
Been to Europe ? no i don't care to go besides amsterdan
Been to an island ? yea along mexico
Had stitches ?
Broken any bones ? no to strong for that shit
Been stabbed/shot ? ive been stabbed with a pencil and cut with a butter knfe
Slept until after 12:00 ? yea when i can
Stayed up all night ? yea
Danced like a whore ? all the time
Hooked up with 2 people in one weekend ? yea thats easy
Turned down a dare ? i try not to unless its gonna hurt some one
Which friend....
Is the funniest ? dave
Is the prettiest ? 2 many 2 name
Is the most handsom ? ............................
Is the loudest ? ashley
Is the most shy ? ashley
Is the most loving ? dee dee
Is the most understanding ? dee dee and ashley
Is the most boring ? mike
Is the richest ? tim
Is the most athletic ? john
Is the most cocky ? mike
Is the biggest sex icon ? ash
Is the most wordly/cultured ? ash input type='hidden' name='type53'