PENIS STORY! |
I, the Penis (not the writer of this email), hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge head first into everything I do.
I do not...
Posted by DONT DRINK AND DIAL! GMC on Mon, 14 May 2007 04:23:00 PST |
which 1 are you? |
.:SCORPIO:. The sex addict
Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Lo...
Posted by DONT DRINK AND DIAL! GMC on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 04:07:00 PST |
KISS ME ON ... |
?Kiss on the stomach = I'm ready?Kiss on the Forehead = I hope we're together forever?Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything?Kiss on the Cheek = You look so cute?Kiss on the Hand = I adore you?Kiss on t...
Posted by DONT DRINK AND DIAL! GMC on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 01:25:00 PST |
TODAY IN LEIDYS WORLD |
ok if u r reading this that means u r as bored as im right now..but i have to honestly say u might as well go n do something else. here r a few stuff u should know about me:1. i dont like cheese or ma...
Posted by DONT DRINK AND DIAL! GMC on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 11:34:00 PST |
HOW TO TRULY MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY |
How to Make a Woman HappyIt's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man onlyneeds to be:1. a friend2. a companion3. a lover4. a brother5. a father6. a master7. a chef8. an electrician9. a carpenter10...
Posted by DONT DRINK AND DIAL! GMC on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 08:58:00 PST |
WORLDS SMALLEST FAIRY TALE |
The World's Shortest Fairy TaleOnce upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?"The guy said "No" and the girl lived happily ever after and wentshopping,drank martinis, always had a clean hou...
Posted by DONT DRINK AND DIAL! GMC on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 10:57:00 PST |
