my cars, other turbo cars, actually most anything with a turbo on it. Almost any science fiction, Any good brews, blue moon and arrogant bastard being my favorite. Weird things...
I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows what's best
I want a girl with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes
I want a girl with the right allocations
Who's fast and thorough
And sharp as a tack
She's playing with her jewelry
She's putting up her hair
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnng jacket......
I want a girl who gets up early
I want a girl who stays up late
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who used a machette to cut through red tape
With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass
She is fast and thorough
And sharp as a tack
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnng.... lonnng jacket
I want a girl with a smooth liquidation
I want a girl with good dividends
And at the city bank we will meet accidentally
We'll start to talk when she borrows my pen
She wants a car with a cupholder arm rest
She wants a car that will get her there
She's changing her name from Kitty to Karen
She's trading her Honda for a white Eagle Talon
I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnggggggggg jacket
Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle...
How Will You Die?
MY RESULT: Devoured By Wolves
You’re not very cautious when it comes to unfamiliar places, and you tend to react fast rather than think things out. That’s why you’re gonna be wolf meat.
Studies have shown that you’re twice as likely to get hit by lightning than get attacked by wolves, so you’re a pretty lucky duck. When that pack of wolves starts hunting you down, try throwing rocks at them to ward them off. Don’t feed them anything or they might get aggressive when you run out of food. And don’t carry around any babies with you. Wolves love eating babies.
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Tea Party, Lacuna Coil, Muse, DMB, orgy, Apoctalyptica and Stuff that doesn't suck rhinoceros balls
Donnie Darko, Fifth Element, True Grit
In this order, Sci-fi channel, Commedy central, AMC, history channel, Spike, Discovery, Speed, national geographic
choose your own adventure FTW!
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If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink. – Jack HandeyThis Guy! mspmb allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" enableJSURL="false" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" src="http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docId=73673312 49037680" ........enableJavascript="false" allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" allowScriptAccess="never" style="width:400px; height:326px;" id="VideoPlayback" align="middle" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="never" quality="best" bgcolor="#ffffff" scale="noScale" salign="TL"