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Johnny Crash

I kill people, professionally.

About Me

Who will help the widow's son? I am my own man. I've lived all over. I am terrible with pictures. I know few people. I am living the whole "college dream" of friends, girls, parties, and as little work as possible. I will defend California with my life. I do not photoshop pictures to make myself someone I am not. I have World Cup fever. I am a nerd. Apart from momentary lapses, I'm a gentleman. I laugh at my jokes more than other people. I perfer movie life to life life. I laugh at myself even when other people do not. I believe communism works. I don't know cars. I love having a COMPLETELY full schedule, although I am very much like my friend Cate, minus the vagina and enormous knockers, throw a penis in there, yeah then its me, basically. I aspire to become a Freemason. I am neither homo, nor phobic. I hate the phrases "niggies" and "nuckas". I can be shy. I like purple, but I love green. I don't purposely rip my clothes to exude an aura of "cool". I live in New York City and I love it. I've got a surfer mentality even though I no longer surf. I skate inline and NOT board. I am Russian. I am a film buff, can you deal? Drama can go away. I live for movies. Music is steadily absorbing my life. I fall hard and I fall fast, but when it's right, it's right. Vinyl trumps plastic ANY day. I fuck up, but no more. AIM -- call me bama 88. The definitions of Santorum are: 1. The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex. 2. Senator Rick Santorum.
Listen to The Rinse, they are amazing, I'm on their Street Team.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

An evangelist for the devil. "The secret, I don't know... I guess you've just gotta find something you love to do and then... do it for the rest of your life. For me, it's going to Rushmore." My...

Music:

The Beatles. The Lashes. The Hives. Damone. The White Stripes. Johnny Cash. Love Equals Death. The Raconteurs. Queen. Danko Jones. Sum 41. Randy. Sugarcult. The Rolling Stones. Aerosmith. The Posies. Mute Math. Paul McCartney. The Who. Eric Clapton. Billionaire Boys Club. Regina Spektor. Gym Class Dropouts. The Pink Spiders. Ladytron. The Kooks. Gregory and the Hawk. Hawk Nelson. The Bravery. Shiney Toy Guns. Bona Roba. Yeah Yeah Yeahs. Rock Kills Kids. Les Reveres. Steriogram. The Donnas. We Are Scientists. The Dresden Dolls. Coheed and Cambria. The Format. Jet. The Soviettes. The Strokes. Family Force 5. Temposhark. Harry and The Potters. Dirty Americans. The Cure. Suraholics. Weezer. Persephone's Bees. The Flaming Lips. Diamond Nights. The Futureheads. The All-American Rejects. The Pranks. Illinois. The Scene Aesthetic. Stephen Lynch. The Mooney Suzuki. Queens of the Stone Age. Hot Hot Heat. The Epoxies. The Subways. Electric Six. David Bowie. Bing Crosby. The Kitchen Sinks. Her Space Holiday. The Rakes. The Chalets. Spoon. Spoonboy. Arctic Monkeys. Mos Def. Josh Ritter. The Doors. Tigerbombs. Stereolab. Tapes. The Delta Fiasco. The Robocop Kraus. The Vines. Dizzee Rascal. Dirty Pretty Things. Metallica. Whitey. Panico. Be Your Own Pet. Sean Lennon. Bloc Party. Franz Ferdinand. The Concretes. The Killers. The Darkness. Fall Out Boy. Beastie Boys. Rufus Wainwright. .. width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

The Goonies. Rushmore. Young Frankenstein. Vertigo. Reefer Madness. Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?. Reality Bites. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. The Pest. Evil Dead. Evil Dead II. Army of Darkness. The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou. Bottle Rocket. A Clockwork Orange. The Aviator. Robin and the Seven Hoods. Run Lola Run. The Fifth Element. The Mummy. Indiana Jones and the Lost Arc. Home Alone. The Wedding Singer. Funny Ha Ha. Mutual Appreciation. Wayne's World. Wayne's World II. Who Framed Roger Rabbit?. Dog Day Afternoon. Almost Famous. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. Gangs of New York. Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Encino Man. Dumb and Dumber. Catch Me If You Can. Dawn of the Dead (original). Sixteen Candles. Pretty In Pink. The Breakfast Club. Blast From The Past. Biodome. Kill Bill Volume I. Kill Bill Volume II. Made For Each Other. Pot O' Gold. I (Heart) Huckabees. Pulp Fiction. Reservoir Dogs. National Lampoon's Vacation. National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. Old School. Anchorman. The Royal Tenenbaums. Shaun of the Dead. Munich. Back to the Future (I, II, III). High Society.

Television:

That 70's Show. Dead Like Me. The Colbert Report. Jackass. Viva La Bam. Wild Boyz. Team Sanchez. Jeopardy. Kids In The Hall. Saturday Night Live.

Books:

Serpico. Among The Thugs. Perks of Being A Wallflower. The Great Gatsby. One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest. To Kill A Mockingbird. 1984. Live From New York! The Firm. Runaway Jury. The Time Machine. Treasure Island. Frankenstein. A Journey to the Center of the Earth. The Street Lawyer.

Heroes:

Wes Anderson. Harry Houdini. Bill Murray. James Stewart. Demetri Martin. Harrison Ford. Al Pacino. Pete Townsend. Frank Serpico. Duckie Dale.

My Blog

Drama

Why must I write only under the darkest of situations?Why you ask?This is my life.Amazing people.More amazing than I have EVER met.Not so amazing.A few will their drama to evolve into love.Never actua...
Posted by Moscow's Most Wanted on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 01:43:00 PST

Two For Two

Well folks, I'm 2 for 2. Batting 1.00. Is it two wins, or more like two losses. Losses cannot explain this. Not in a million years. I'd like to give a standing-o to all the players involved. I coundn'...
Posted by Moscow's Most Wanted on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 04:31:00 PST

Studio Artists

While I was just at the store, I noticed a CD entitled "Rockin' '80s". For the price of merely $5.88, the offer was too good to pass up. Reading through the songs, I came across "Heart of Glass" and "...
Posted by Moscow's Most Wanted on Thu, 18 May 2006 06:49:00 PST