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Dye Young, Stay Pretty

Artificial Intelligence

About Me

Friends describe me as borderline shy/wild.

My Interests

vodka, roller skating, shopping, swimming, beaches, walking

I'd like to meet:

drug dealers, pimps, new friends, old friends, active seniors.

Music:

Yes, I can read music.

Movies:

Anything not starring Kevin Costner unless he is playing himself.

Television:

Yes

Books:

Reading is fun for mentals

Heroes:

The president. If that idiot can become president, anyone can. Look for me in 2012. I'll be the one who get assassinated.

My Blog

The weather is beautiful

The sun is shining, and the weather is beautiful. That being said, I have found my purpose in life. It's my turn to take one for the team by making the ultimate sacrifice. I must go to Washington a...
Posted by Dye young stay pretty on Tue, 08 May 2007 09:02:00 PST

I'm finally moving

It's true. The house hasn't sold, but I'm moving anyway. Friday will be my last day as resident of Texas.
Posted by Dye young stay pretty on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 08:39:00 PST

I would like to sell my @.$%ing house

We made the decision to move to Orlando early in the fall. After tons of help from Krista's wonderful parents, we put our house on the market in late October. Krista moved to Florida and started her...
Posted by Dye young stay pretty on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 02:37:00 PST

Who doesn't love midgets?

Seriously. Ask yourself that question. Midgets fucking rule. They're little and kind of cute. Midgets are the pet for the new millennium. They are also very economical. Because of their small st...
Posted by Dye young stay pretty on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 09:40:00 PST

Oh my God-- I have man arms

For a little while I thought I had body dismorphia. Unfortunately, I don't. What I do have, however, are man arms. Yes, that's correct. Man arms. Man... arms. It's tragic. My biceps are the b...
Posted by Dye young stay pretty on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 09:14:00 PST

Mawwage is what bwings us togetha today: parte dos

The wedding was amazing. Going into the event, I was convinced that I would spend the majority of the evening fielding questions about my seemingly spinster lifestyle.I could not have been more wrong...
Posted by Dye young stay pretty on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 01:29:00 PST

Firefighter no more

Last weekend I attempted to take the practice physical agility test for my town's fire dept. Everything was going very well until I had to crawl through the burned out room. The point of this parti...
Posted by Dye young stay pretty on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 10:33:00 PST

Everything is bigger in Texas, except for my income

It's true. I became an EMT because I was disillusioned with Corporate America. I wanted to do something noble. I wanted to make a difference. I wanted to have a job with purpose.I am an idiot.EMT'...
Posted by Dye young stay pretty on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 10:08:00 PST

Mawwage is what bwings us togetha today.

Ok, so my little sister is getting married in September. I'm in the wedding. Funtimes. I am determined not to look fat in the photos. Afterall, the camera does add 10 lbs. I am also determined n...
Posted by Dye young stay pretty on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 01:30:00 PST

To fight fire or not?

Ever since I did my rotations with Dallas Fire Department, I have been thinking about becoming a firefighter. The thoughts are too pervasive to ignore. There are benefits to becoming a firefighter...
Posted by Dye young stay pretty on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 12:51:00 PST