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PETA = BULLSH*T!!!BIBLE = BULLSHIT I'm a chef at Maverick's Wood Grill (Round 2). I like tattoos, but I only have 2...so far. I'm curently planning my third. I play video games, and drink, as does any good cook. I'd tell u more, but then the ninja monkeys might learn too much. And then rise up and crush us all!..I'm just messin with ya, I'd tottally sell u all out to save myself. So they wouldn't crush all of us.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Dane Cook, Kid Rock and a purple hippo on a unicycle

My Blog

WRITING!!!

Alright, those of you that know me know my first love is cooking. But only a few know my second love. And know, it's not women, that's third. My second love is writing. (Hence the title...) I love wri...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 23:36:00 GMT

The year 2008...

Well, everyone else is doing blogs about the new year 2008. And, well, I feel left out. Curse my need to blend in and be like everyone else at times. or maybe it's just because I'm bored....probably t...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 15:17:00 GMT

Bored/pissed/confused/perturbed

Ok, let me start off by saying I just like the word perturbed, so there ya go. I probably spelled it wrong and used it wrong, but oh well. Well, for those of you who don't know me, let me give you bri...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 11:13:00 GMT

Relationships/Women

Why it that finding that special someone is so incredibly and even violently impossible sometimes? Sure there are those guys, those guys who don't even realize how fuckin lucky they are to get a relat...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 19:59:00 GMT

TO ALL YOU PEOPLE THAT THINK YOU KNOW FOOD!

Alright, I'm fucking sick and tired of all those white trash dick heads that think they know food! Watching Food Network does not make you a food authority or a chef! French fries are not a good side ...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 14:15:00 GMT

Things that sound dirty in a kitchen but aren't(UPDATED)

Here's stuff that sounds dirty in a kitchen but aren't:   -"Hot stuff, comin through!" -"Comin behind..." -"Could you grab my wood please?" -"I need a shrimp cock" -"let me just squeeze in behind...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 09:48:00 GMT

Everything I needed to learn I learned form Dane Cook

I have proof that everything u need to know u can learn from Dane Cook! -U can get into the BK Lounge, but u gotta have coups baby -If u want your food you have to turn left at the Texaco station, go ...
Posted by on Tue, 16 May 2006 22:17:00 GMT

Happy Birthday ME!

Hey everyone, guess what? Today's my birthday! It sucks though, cause I gotta work. But I'll deal, i had no plans anyways. So everyone better wish me a happy birthday, or else!
Posted by on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 12:17:00 GMT

food industry

I'm tired of everyone always talkin crap about the food industry. They always say sh!t like how it's not a real job, and only deadbeat losers work in the food industry. Yeah that is true, of fast food...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 17:19:00 GMT