No one can beat my Joke

If I have to hold on tightly with all my might just to keep someone around, they are not the one for me. If I keep thinking about how I want them to change, they are not the one for me. If my decision to be with someone depends on the expectation that something will change, they are probably not the one for me.
Just relocated to Denver for gradschool and I love it here!
I'm easy going and laid back. I love anything outdoor, BEACHES, camping, golfing, hiking, anything that work my brain out, reading, computer, puzzle and my favorite Scrabble.
I love spending time with my family and friends, good night-out is a must for at least once a week!
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.. WORD of the day
Kudos(n.)
1) To gain kudos is to earn respect and recognition. It is a term that one uses to acknowledge 'A Job Well Done'.
2) A type of Bonus Point--as, most notably, used/issued by the Racing Video Game Series, 'Project Gotham Racing'--that someone can earn for doin' somethin' Prop Worthy
(in reference to Definition #2, these sorts of Kudos are best awarded only during Instant Messenger Conversations or, if not during an IM Session, then, as you are retrospectively writing about Some Event; you'd have to admit, it would be rather strange & inappropriate to give out Kudos right in the middle of a Face-to-Face Conversation that you're having.. ..with another Human Being.)
Example:
1) "from wut I heard ..round Da Block from Da Home|Boyz yesterday, you had skeeted Dat Azz pretty nicely -- my Kudos to You, nikka."
2) "He got kudos for grinding the rail!!"
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Name: VoRaNaN
Birthdate: March 9, 1981
Birthplace: Must be somewhere
Current Location: I'm pretty lost now..dunno exactly
Eye Color: Dark Brown
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: 5' 6"
Piercings: 5
Tatoos: 2
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: What's the question again?
Overused Phraze: Yeah right!
FAVORITES
Food: Fresh Salmon
Candy: Reese's Peanut Butter Cup!
Number: 9
Color: BLUE
Animal: Dog
Drink: Water
Alcohol Drink: Pina Colada
Bagel: Plain w/ creamcheese
Letter: V (not for whatever u think)
Body Part on Opposite sex: Hands
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Neither
McDonalds or BurgerKing: BK
Strawberry or Watermelon:
Hot tea or Ice tea: Ice tea
Chocolate or Vanilla Chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Mocha!!
Kiss or Hug: Kiss
Dog or Cat: Dog
Rap or Punk: Punk
Summer or Winter: Summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny
Love or Money: L.O.V.E.
YOUR...
Bedtime: When I go to bed
Most Missed Memory: Summer in Yellowstone
Best phyiscal feature: Hands and feet
First Thought Waking Up: Please turn back time for 2 more hours..
Goal for this year: Save money!
Best Friends: Too many to put here
Weakness: Cry too much sometimes
Fears: No fear
Heritage: BiG sMiLe
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Hell yea!
Ever Smoked: Yes
Pot: Yes
Ever been Drunk: Again...who's never
Ever been beaten up: nope
Ever beaten someone up: ah no!
Ever Shoplifted: Hell no
Ever Skinny Dipped: Yesssssssss
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Yes...and I luv it
Been Dumped Lately: Unfortunately yes
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Blue w/ Yellow spot
Favorite Hair Color: Any
Short or Long: Short
Height: 72" or above
Style: Any..depends on where and when
Looks or Personality: Personality
Hot or Cute Why can't I get both???
Drugs and Alcohol: Just keep it low
Muscular or Really Skinny: Muscular
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: Zero
What country do you want to Visit: Egypt
How do you want to Die: During the intercourse
Been to the Mall Lately: Yeah...every other day..ha ha
Do you like Thunderstorms: Oh yea...such a turn on
Get along with your Parents: Yep
Health Freak: Lately no
Do you think your Attractive: Who would answer that??!
Believe in Yourself: Yes
Want to go to College: Been there
Do you Smoke: I do now
Do you Drink: Every other day
Shower Daily: Hell yea
Been in Love: Was in love
Do you Sing: Only when alone in my car
Want to get Married: Maybe
Do you want Children: I don't want any
Have your future kids names planned out: OMFG
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: Err...what if I already lost it??
Hate anyone: Nope
Greed: Medium  
Gluttony: High  
Wrath: Medium  
Sloth: High  
Envy: High  
Lust: Very High  
Pride: High  
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