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&lt;Sir PHISH====&gt;

I'll tell you what I'd do man, two chicks at the sameeee timeeee

About Me

My name's Chris, my friends call me Phish. I'm a straight up hard working guy with my own pizzazz. I enjoy life and I enjoy being myself. I'm also a huge flirt...I like having fun cause you only live once.

P.S. Don't ask me how I got the name, I'll never tell. Unless you're female and plan on cooking me lasagna in a French Maid outfit. Then I might tell ya...

My Interests



Traveling. Music. Outdoors. Watching movies, hanging with friends. Shooting pool, playing cards, darts, indy flicks (Chasing Amy, Napolean Dynomite), british comedies (Monty Python, Coupling, The Office), Sports (Go Preds, Titans), shooting pictures, being lazy, making fun of mallrats and little teenie boppers who blast static base from daddys car with factory speakers.

Cattell's 16 Factor Test Results

Warmth |||||||||||||||||||||||| 74%
Intellect |||||||||||||||||||||||| 74%
Emotional Stability |||||||||||||||||| 54%
Aggressiveness |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 82%
Liveliness ||||||||||||||||||||| 70%
Dutifulness |||||||||||||||||| 54%
Social Assertiveness |||||||||||||||||||||||| 74%
Sensitivity ||||||||||||||| 50%
Paranoia ||||||||||||||| 46%
Abstractness |||||||||||||||||||||||| 78%
Introversion ||||||||||||||| 46%
Anxiety ||||||||||||||| 50%
Openmindedness |||||||||||||||||| 54%
Independence |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 86%
Perfectionism ||||||||||||||||||||| 62%
Tension |||||||||||| 38% Take Cattell 16 Factor Test (similar to 16pf)
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I'd like to meet:


A woman that'll cook lasagna for me in a French Maid outfit. And not just any lasagna, GOOD LASAGNA...

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If anyone wants to chat you can find me live at S T I C K A M . C O M under "sirphish".


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Music:

TOOL, A Perfect Circle, NiN, Rage Against the Machine, STP, Alice in Chains, The Crystal Method, Korn, Garbage, Filter, Queens of the Stone Age, Faith No More, (holy shit this could take a while) Radiohead, Blind Melon, PortisHead, Massive Attack, Sneaker Pimps, Phish, Moby, Zero 7, Audioslave, Kenny Wayne Shepeard Band, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, Led, Morcheeba, Poe, The Cult, Foo Fighters, Ben Folds, Depeche Mode, Sublime, 311, Allman Brothers, Eric Clapton, I could go on and on and on, so many bands I have respect for it's hard to say who the favorites are.
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Movies:

Office Space, Indiana Jones, Star Wars, The Matrix, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Point Break, Braveheart, Gadiator, Breakfast Club, Lord of the Rings, Ferris Beuller's Day Off, Shawshank Redemption, Fight Club, Old School, Ronin, Full Metal Jacket, Clockwork Orange, 12 Monkeys, Four Rooms Pulp Fiction.
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Television:

I don't watch sitcom TV, but I bet the people on FOX who canceled Family Guy feel like a bunch of dumbshits now.

Books:

American Gods by Neil Gaiman. Read it sometime.
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Heroes:

Those people who fly planes in Hurricanes for a living. I bet they all have wallets that say "Bad Mother Fucker" on them.

My Blog

Me, sassy??

And with that being said, I have to say, this stuff is pretty spot on for me. Except the keeping me informed on daily events, WTF?!!? lol   The Gemini Man: May 21 - June 20 by Susan MillerYour ...
Posted by <PHISH==> on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 09:47:00 PST

How I defeated anxiety and OCD

About this time last year I was about to run my car off a revene. I came close, very close to just driving off the Natchez Trace bridge in Franklin TN because I just wanted it all to end. An...
Posted by <PHISH==> on Mon, 21 May 2007 12:20:00 PST

Pick up your damn PHONE!!!

First of all before I begin most of you know I'm hardly an insecure person, but can be a real ASS when I want to be. Mostly go out and do my thing and I let others do that same. I don't sit ...
Posted by <PHISH==> on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 02:54:00 PST

Hockey beard time

Playoffs in Hockey start this Wednesday so you know what that means, it's time to grow out the beard once AGAIN. I ain't shaving it till the Predators get kicked out in the hunt for the Cup ...
Posted by <PHISH==> on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 09:46:00 PST

Fucking asshole hackers

Ok somebody or someone is fucking with my account, sending a bunch of VISA Card comments to all my friends. So if you got this bullshit it wasn't from me. ...
Posted by <PHISH==> on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 07:02:00 PST

Does size really matter to women??

If you get a 36, 48, or 52" TV???? BUHAHAHA!!! You bunch of pervs!!
Posted by <PHISH==> on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 02:26:00 PST

BOW SHICKA WOW WOWW

Well the woman's in town till March 10th so Phish is gonna be a little "busy" from now till then bitches. And hey gimme a break fuckers I haven't had any in 6 weeks!! And no I will not post pics you ...
Posted by <PHISH==> on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 12:04:00 PST

How to act on a Date

Men1. If you're choosing the restaurant, run it past three platonic girlfriends. You might love the local trattoria for its friendly waiters and free Limoncello, but it's the ladies who remember bad l...
Posted by <PHISH==> on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 11:00:00 PST

STFU about global warming already!!

I'm really getting sick and tired of hearing about global warming. SICK AND TIRED. Seems like the short bus has broke down and the rickshaw is loose cause everywhere I turn around now days there's so...
Posted by <PHISH==> on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 08:44:00 PST

I get no love I swear..lol

2007's up and rollin and I swear I'm about to go nuts. Only cause it seems like all my friends are finally starting to figure out their love lives yet Amy's 500 miles away in another state. My bu...
Posted by <PHISH==> on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 02:32:00 PST