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Chrís

About Me

I'm Chris. People seem to like me because i'm polite and i'm rearly late. I like to eat ice cream and i really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later a doctor will tell me that i have an IQ of 48 and i'm what some people call 'mentally retarded'.

My Interests

Goin Out On Friday Nights
Football
Tennis
Music

I'd like to meet:

Roy Keane
Oasis
Kasabian
Kelly Jones
Ian Brown
Paul Weller
Tim Burgess
Ricky Gervais
Will Ferrell

Me Slapping A Cake In Raz's Face In Ibiza

Movies:

Trainspotting
The Green Mile
Anchorman
Dumb and Dumber
Waynes World 1 & 2

Television:

Dog The Bounty Hunter
The Office
Shameless
Father Ted
The Mighty Boosh

Heroes:

Roy Keane