Hi. My name is Andy. I once fell off the stage at Fords Theatre, but unlike John Wilkes Booth I didnt run away like a bitch with a skinned knee, I stayed put with my skinned knee and cried. Recently my wonderful girlfriend Amy and I moved into a new apartment where we will get ready for our first child in September (probably should have mentioned that first.) Please dont bring up the whole Cards/Cubs allegiance debate, we're deadlocked at "who fucking knows?" But we do know its an experience we're both excited/nervous/anxious/gassy about....that last one was due to my affinity for fart machines, it is my gift, it is my curse. Anything else you want to know, please inquire within...your butts. Sorry, I have a problem.
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