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The Callipygian

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About Me

I'm marginally more excited to see the return of this man than I am for the return of Jesus Christ. . .only marginally. Maybe a hair's worth. A thin, old, white hair's worth.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

This is my unfortunate future. . .

My Blog

Sedaris on Tour!

Just saw this post from the Barclay's agency. The following are his in-store appearances, with the latter dates being actual speaking engagements. . .and spooge-a-thons. You have no idea how excited I...
Posted by The Callipygian on Wed, 14 May 2008 11:09:00 PST

Mock Trial

The opposing counsel is being portrayed by an enormous douche. He's an arrogant future lawyer with a rapid tongue that awesomely blitzes complicated case laws with hypnotically rhythmic syllable pronu...
Posted by The Callipygian on Wed, 14 May 2008 12:14:00 PST

Aeschylus

While researching Terrorism--once the common tactic of weaker minority groups, revolutionary organizations, and liberation movements--for my International Relations final, I have become interested in ...
Posted by The Callipygian on Mon, 12 May 2008 10:51:00 PST

Check Out J.Moves

J.MOVES has a new album out. This is important because he's a DJ and in the Flip community, that makes him a dime a dozen. You know the stereotype that all older Caucasian males will eventually b...
Posted by The Callipygian on Fri, 02 May 2008 09:40:00 PST

Nostalgia Lies: Hogan v Andre

You're going to hate me for this. Pro-wrestling is built on illusion and pageantry, demanding not only the dismissal of physical reality, but the acceptance of logical fallacy and artificially manufac...
Posted by The Callipygian on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 11:56:00 PST

When You Ride with E.Honda, You Ride Alone

When You Ride with E.Honda, You Ride Alone: Critiquing the World Warriors.   Chun-Li was not my first love. In 1991, the day Capcom’s legendary arcade fighter introduced an entire nerd gene...
Posted by The Callipygian on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 01:59:00 PST

Lame Post

Well if you can’t tell, I have abandoned the children’s book reviews that I planned on posting weekly. Long story short: I wrote up the first post a few weeks ago, scanned Francisco’...
Posted by The Callipygian on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 12:41:00 PST

Project:READ

As of February 20th, I have volunteered my services to Project:READ, an organization that encourages 'at-risk' schoolchildren to read books. While no one within the organization has defined what const...
Posted by The Callipygian on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 04:25:00 PST

Disney & Deutschland Review

Daring to blend speculative history and bold fantasy, John J. Power's portrayal of Walt Disney and Adolf Hitler's rumored meeting in Munich will invite discussion as vivid as any cartoon film that Dis...
Posted by The Callipygian on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 09:42:00 PST

Thoughts on Squinting

Valentine's Day on the streets of San Francisco can be wonderful. Approach any parked car and yank off the multicolored cardboard flyers tucked underneath its windshield wiper, and you'll soon discove...
Posted by The Callipygian on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 10:40:00 PST