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About Me


Hi. I'm Lauren Ashley Elizabeth Jones. I live in Leicester. I'm 15, 16 on 30th May.
1. I'm allergic to cats.
2. I broke my arm once.
3. My favourite food is cheese.
4. I pinch people's arses a lot.
5. Apparently, I have the ability to relate anything to sex; or something sexual.
6. The majority of the time, my brain thinks in song. When you all think, it's pictures, words, right? With me. It's song. My head is like one big jukebox. Although I have an Ipod, I really don't need it.
7. I almost feel as if I'm going to orgasm when I hear "Time After Time" by Cyndi Lauper, or FUSO. It's not the whole song that makes me feel like this, it's just the "I WILL BE WAITING" harmony line in the chorus.
8. The way I dance makes everyone hysterical. Fact.
9. When a question demands a simple "yes/no" answer, I almost never answer in English. It's either Spanish, French or German.
10. I eat prawns in my Spanish lessons.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

An alien. In all seriousness.

Music:

I love almost any song on these channels.

VH1 Classic.
Magic.
Kerrang.
Scuzz.

Movies:

Dirty Dancing
Trainspotting
Austin Powers
Rocky Horror Picture Show
Moulin Rouge
40 Days and 40 Nights
All the Harry Potter films lmao
Shawshank Redemption
Mean Girls
White Chicks

Television:

Hollyoaks.
Skins.
Shameless.
Futurama.

Books:

Heaven - Virginia Andrews
To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee
The Righteous Men - Sam Bourne
I Choose to Live - Sabine Dardenne
Flowers in the Attic - Virginia Andrews
Dawn - Virginia Andrews
Malice - Danielle Steel
A Child Called it - Dave Pelzer
All of the Harry Potter books - J.K Rowling.

Heroes:

Charlotte Wood.
Sarah Hill.
Joshua Langton.
Jordane Reilly.
The reason why I put these people in this section is for the simple fact that: I could ring, text or knock on their door any time I'm in a state, and I know for a fact they'd all sit there and listen to me whine and cry, and I wouldn't feel like a fool doing it. That's what I call friendship.