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About Me

If I had my way, I'd never work. I'd just stay home all day, watch Scarface 50 times, eat a turkey sandwich, and have sex all fucking day. Then I'd dress up like a clown, and surprise kids at schools. Then I'd take a dump in the back of a movie theater, and just wait until somebody sat in it. Hear it squish. That's funny to me. Then I'd paint, and read, and play violin. I'd climb the mountains, and sing the songs that I like to sing. But I don't got that kinda time.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone who doesnt fill out this portion of their myspace profile. And also the person who invented this portion of the myspace profile so i can tell him that it is by far the worst portion of the myspace profile.

My Blog

Playlist Project: Movement .1-Melancholy

1. No Bones- Dinosaur Jr.2.Whiskey Bottle- Uncle Tupelo3. Sunken Treasure- Wilco4. Helpless (unplugged)- Neil Young5. Lua- Bright Eyes6. I Don't Blame You- Cat Power7. Spirit Ditch- Sparklehorse8. War...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 08:54:00 GMT

meta-suicide

Heres a story for you. Well I suppose its not quite a story really. More of a fable. Fable&yes that sounds about right. Anyways, starting over. Heres a fable for you. Whoever you are. Its for you. The...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Mar 2005 04:29:00 GMT