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Tsarist Divinity

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About Me

Im currently a Political Science Undergrad at the University Of California Berkeley, Where I Am Attempting To Conquer The World. """"It's such a beautiful day, I think I'm going to drop out of college.""""

My Interests

World Domination, My Candidacy For President Of Russia, Teaching Dogs To Walk Backwards, The Meaning Of Life, Seeing If Cats Can Fly, Watching Pigs Eat, Laying In Traffic, Getting A Girl And A Few Kids Together And Running Across The Freeway Holding Hands (Like In The Road Signs On The Way Home From San Diego), Making Porn Movies, Shaving Myself, Rubbing Vaseline All Over My Hands, Playing In The Tub With A Hat On, Screaming In Public, Yelling Rape Whenever Someone Gets Too Close To Me, Going To Mc Donald’s And Ordering Whoppers, Sleeping Under Overpasses, Hugging Old Ladies Than Screaming "You Stole My Wallet", Farting In A Classroom Or A Business Meeting, Throwing Rocks At Cars On The Freeway, Showing Children How Ho Pick Locks, Moving Furniture In Hospitals For The Blind, Misspelling Words, Driving In Reverse, Splashing People In The Rain, Sleeping In The Front Office Of Buildings, Eating Dog Food, Chasing Cars, Barking For No Reason, Drinking Windex, Smoking Bread Crumbs, Swerving In Traffic, That’s About It..

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

The Greatest Band In The World Stix, Ya Go Mr Roboto.... Any Band In The 80's That Had Big Hair, Michael Jackson (After The Molestations), Dido, Mobey, Weard Al, Shanade O'Conner, More Will Be Added As I Search The Depths Of My Mind!!

Movies:

Green Eggs And Ham The Collectors Edition... How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days (It Really Works), Gigli (J-Low Is The 2nd Greatest Actress In The World, A Close Second To Mariah Carey), Alice and Perry Gone Wild 4 In 3-D, I Mean I Thought We Erased That :-P (3-D Rocks!!!), Schindlers List (This Has To Be Hands Down The Funniest Movie Ever), Attack Of The 10 Ft Woman, Escape From Orange County (The Sequel To Escape From N.Y. And L.A.), Honey I Shrunk My Penis, 3 Days In The Tundra, Apples And Pears (The History Of Fruit, An Amazing Story Of Overcoming Your Fears), The Last Petafile (True Story About The Last Days OF Michael Jackson), Alice And Perry Gone Wild 4 (Wait Did I Already Say That???), And Last But Defiantly Not Least Been Dip 4 (A Story Of A Mexican Boy Doing The Impossible.... He Finds His Calling.... He Gets A Job)

Television:

Oxygen, CNN, Channel 3, Blues Clues, Bob The Builder, Buffy The Vampire Slayer (They Give You Valuable Tips On Surviving A Vampire Attack), 7th Heaven (Come On Who Doesn’t Love This), Infomercials, Those 2 Fat Ladies From England Who Cook, Anything With Fran Dreiser In It (God I Love The Voice Of The Nanny), Alf, He-Man, The Original Beverly Hills 90210, Too Many More To List

Books:

Manifesto of the Communist Party, Anything By Carl Marx, The Anarchists Cook Book, Kamasutra, How To Build A Bomb In 3 Easy Steps, Im Ok, Your Ok, Masterbation For Dummies, The Art Of War, Understanding The Male Reproductive System, Cliffard, Wheres Waldo, The Happy Life Of Hitler, Making Sence Of Your VCR, What To Do If You Die, The California 540 2EZ Personal Income Tax Booklet, The Merriam-Webster Dictionary, Theres Something Out There (Space), Umm That’s All For Now

Heroes:

Those Of Us Who Have Heroes Are Too Weak And Stupid To Surpass Another’s Accomplishments. Don’t Be That Guy... Please Dont Be That Guy!!!....