Chunks of meat and KY Jelly [Whip cream on side]

Girlfriend Application

Full Name: Age: Hair Color: Eye Color: Bra Size: Do you wear thongs or granny panties? Do you own any sex toys? Are you a virgin? If answer to previous question is no, how many guys have you been with...
Posted by Have you seen my baseball? on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 03:38:00 PST

All females READ THIS!!!!!!! Its a must...

Ok... let it be known.. If you dont like Metallica, or rock music in general, then you can forget about any chance of gettin with me. I need a chick that can rock out and hit the pit if necessar...
Posted by Have you seen my baseball? on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 05:52:00 PST

Please fill this out!!!!!!

1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. Do you have a crush on me?5. Would you kiss me?6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.7. Describe me in one word.8. What wa...
Posted by Have you seen my baseball? on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 01:50:00 PST