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Donal Patrick John

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About Me

I go heavy on the irony, and like to try things other people like until I like them. I once studied for a philosophy degree. Waste of time, honest to god. They'd ask questions like 'What came first, the chicken or the egg?' Well duh! It's obviously the egg. You wouldn't believe how long they spent discussing this question, and I saw through it in about five minutes. I mean otherwise, where would the chicken come from? When I made this point in class some arse said 'but then where does the egg come from?' Bloody idiot. Full of pretentious claptrap that guy. I didn't bother answering him, but I could easily have said, 'probably from the arse of some chicken or other'. No, wait...
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My Interests

Calvin and Hobbes, the evolution of language and cognition, and maps.

I'd like to meet:

I've already met Ted Danson, Bertie Ahern, the angry doctor guy from Scrubs and that Welsh lass from Catatonia. I've shook Jay Leno's hand, been told that Nelson Mandela is outside, briefly considered attacking Arnold Schwarzenegger and once saw what might have been the back of Bill Clinton's head. That's enough for anybody.

Books:

The Philosophical Investigations and Tristram Shandy