+i'm an asshole. really.
+i hate when people are late.
+i'm really fake most of the time.
+i can smell bullshit from a mile away.
+i'm a real work-a-holic.
+i usually swear like i know everything.
+i don't care about much. it usually gets me in trouble.
+i can't sleep without checking myspace.
+i'm really bad at talking about myself.
+i lie A LOT.
+i always sound like i don't care. even when i really do.
+i'm pretty over-weight.
+i like to watch movies that most people think are stupid.
+i would rather stay home all the time.
+i'm really good at pushing people away.
-...but i'm really a good guy. you'll love me. i promise.