I'd like to meet:
Most anyone with a good head on their shoulders. I am currently single, but a bit far away to date someone state-side! (Hysterical laughter!) I love to meet new people and friends. I love to meet smart, beautiful women. It seems hard to find a balance sometimes though ... is it just me? I refuse to have a battle of wits with an un-armed person ... Knowutumsayin? It seems the sweet-looking smart ones are smart enough to have a boyfriend already! Are there any single ones still out there?I'm not arrogant, I'm very real. I expect those who interact with me or want to be friends with me to be the same. Ask anyone who knows me. Just be yourself and we will get along famously! Be fake or try to be someone you aren't and I will catch on ... then you are OUT-OF-THERE!NO POSERS!NO EXCUSES!NO SECOND TRYS!
How Gamekiller proof
are you? Or, the "Better check yer game or you might not get the girl!" Quiz (Flippin' Goofy!)
I took this goofy test on a whim and here's what they told me:"It looks like you have the tools to withstand all major Gamekiller threats. More often than not, you fend them off naturally and get the girl."Then they went on to say I need to tighten my game and Blah, Blah, Blah ...Gimme a rest! I worked in nightclubs for 16 years and Rock and Roll for 18 years (the two overlapped) ... Trust me, I got some "game". If someone really wants to kill yer game and the girl you are mackin' on goes away cuz of any of that voodoo ... I got one word for all of that ..."NEXT!"
HA!You got that?So why do I need lessons from you?If a girl wants you, she wants you ... If she bails for some dopey reason or friend or Mr. Moneybags or even some whiney, bar-room Crooner ... There's 10 million more out there ... Just like her."NEXT!" And Something else ...NOBODY is an EXPERT on women! They don't even know which clothes they wanna wear until 8 minutes before they leave! They change their hair style when the wind blows! They feel this undeniable compulsion to re-arrage the furnature at least 4 or 5 times a year! They can NEVER wear the same dress and the same shoes together twice ... So, who can be an "EXPERT" about a being like that?I dunno ... tryin ta take "Game" lessons reminds me of the lyrics to a one of my favorite songs: "There's no sense in telling me ... The wisdom of a fool, it won't set you free ... Well, that's the way that it goes and it's what nobody knows ... and everyday, my confusion grows."Through my lifes experiences, I have come to the conclusion that there are two ... AND ONLY TWO ... constants about women:..1: They always want what they can not have and therefore are rarely, if ever, satisfied!!!..2: When they are younger, they want to look older and when they are older, they want to look younger!!!EVERYTHING ELSE IS A VARIABLE!!! Knowutumsayin??? Why do you think we love em so much? We both love AND hate the fact that we can't ever figure them out!And THAT my friends ... is the REAL game!
Click here to take this silly quiz. If you THAT un-confident, then you best check yer game, Romeo!
