Mike

Short (5'5"), have all my hair, lost a testicle (damn cancer), educated, proud that i live on Cape Cod but DON'T have the annoying New England accent (in other words, I don't paahrk my caaar in the yaahrd, and I can get there from he-ar). I'm a libretarian but lean republican when i vote. I have two tattoos (a big spiderman on my right shoulder and a wolf) I can speak 3 languages fluently, I love a good, intelligent argument, I've written 6 books, published 3, I am a devout atheist and cannot stand organized religion, I detest the liberal mindset and am NOT politically correct. I can cook and bake very well, I have a thing for Asian women, am good at blackjack and poker, I lARP, play croquet, and lots of other stuff you probably don't give a crap about. Oh, and I love ice cream!