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You are a Slutcom 4, and um... wow. They look at you. They blink. You pounce. Your room is characterized by a "Now Serving" counter above your bed and a "Take a Number" box outside your door. Anyone who enters your lair is required to be irradiated before leaving. We're talking two people in a night, multiple hook-ups each weekend... dirrty.
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The slutcom litmus test originated in A Word of Advice . SK8TRS = NO PAIN NO GAIN!
Jackin Off Survey
How many times a day do you jack off? 2x mayb 4x depends if i got a helper
Do you use your right or left hand? both - im ambidextrous
Ever do it with any friends? hey everybods my friend - so yeah
Ever jack another dude off? u gotta b kiddin - i'm GAY!
Ever tasted your cum? yummy - but others r btr
Do you have wet dreams ever? nope - won't if u empty the weenie enuff
How big is your cock? big enuff 2 do the job
Are you cut or uncut? cut - but it wasn't MY decision!
Does your cum shoot out or ooze? I shoot and shoot straight - whoops i mean gaily fwd
Wheres the weirdest place you ever jacked at? nawwww that would weird out some folks
Ever jacked off outdoors? Where at? of course - if u gotta go u gotta go
Ever jacked at school? muchisimo = ALL THE TIME!
How old were u the first time u cummed? mayb 10 or 11 or 12 sh... if i realy kno
How did you learn how to jack off? watchin my .... nawwww u dont wana kno
Do you get lots of precum when u are jackin off? oodles
Ever use anything for lube to jack with? yeah
If you use lube what do you use? anything slick, spit works but gunoil is btr
Are you bi , gay , or str8? gay, g a y, G A Y, GGGAAAYYYY
Ever been caught jackin off? If yes by who? yeah - sometimes i think by the world!
Ever made a video of you jackin off? ummmm wondr who would want THAT!
Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone? yeah
Do you jack with a friend an cum? yeah
What do you usualy jack off to? my deep inner spiritual self musings
Ever think about any of your friends when u jack off? mostly abt the guys I'd LIKE 2 have as friends!
Is your cum thick or thin? thick as ... well as thick as cum gets
Do you shoot your cum on ur stomach or into something? it goes whereever it wants 2
Ever tried to suck your own cock? Can you? yeah and yeah - but others taste better
Where do you jack off at most? planet earth
Who would you want to see jack off the most? mayb some day i'll say ... but not yet
NaughtyPoll.com - take your own poll!
1. How old are you? 18-20
2. What is your sexual orientation? Homosexual
3. Have you ever given someone oral sex? Sure I have
4. Have you ever received oral sex? Yes, of course, I'm GAY - duh
5. How many sexual partners have you had? More than 15, and counting
6. What is your pubic hair style? Trimmed neatly but sometimes bald as a bahy
7. What kind of underwear do you wear? Boxer Briefs - im a sagger - commando in summer -
8. Have you ever taken, or been in, naked photos? Both taken and been in them
9. Have you ever been to a nude beach, or nudist area? Yes, a nude beach and nude campgrounds
10. Do you watch porn? Yes, of course. Who hasn't?
11. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex? Both watched others and been watched
12. How large are you...ya know, in the pants? About 5 inches
13. Have you ever expirimented with another guy? Yes I have - as often as possible
14. What is your favorite sexual position? Anything that gets me off
15. Are you circumcised? Yes I am-but i didn't have a say in it
16. What gets you off fastest? Blow job
17. How often do you masturbate? Whenever I can
18. Have you ever had multiple partners at once? Yes, an all out orgy
19. Have you ever paid for sex? Nope, never - but I have BEEN paid
20. When did you lose your virginity? Under 13 years old50 FREE Mp3's! No Catch!..
