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I'm Sofa King Wack Todd Did!

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About Me

I'm probably the lamest person on My Space. Maybe I should ________ (fill in word(s) of choice) so that I'll be able to fit in around here. Actually, I'm probably way too good to talk to you, that is, unless you give me some Haribo Gold-Bear Gummi Candy, in which case I'll be your best friend (If you don't believe me, just ask some of my best friends. It really works).
Which gesture of the new and improved version of rock-paper-scissors, entitled "rock-paper-scissors-Spock-lizard" are you?
Spock
You are the Vulcan member of the original Star Trek crew. Your strengths lie in your abilities to smash Scissors and vaporize Rock, while you can be defeated by Lizard via poisoning and Parer via disproof. That is, if 'disproof' is in fact a word.

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My Interests

Traveling, "earthquakes", origins of agriculture, art, astronomy, becoming more dumber, butt tight pants, candy, cartwheels, chasing leprechauns, coco puffs, cool people, drawing, eyes, fart wafting, flinging poo, Anthropology, funky socks, getting piss drunk, origins of social stratification, golf, jumping into walls, making fun of everything, medication, old man clothes, paint, generalized reciprocity, pointing out people's flaws, polka, printmaking, liminal stages, psychopaths, random yelling, sculpture, shoelaces, shows, sleep, social disorders, summersaults, talking to strangers, the alphabet song, the color pink, Mary Douglas and the prohibitions of Leviticus

I'd like to meet:

Probably not you so go crawl into a hole and die. HA! Seriously though, if you're not too cool to have a good old fashioned myspace instant message slap fight, you just might be lame enough to hang with me. Or if you're sesquipedalophobic...(I'm too scared to finish the sentence)..HARD GAY POWER! ..

Music:

The Bordomes, Fugazi, Built to Spill, The Pillows, The Go-Team, Apollo Sunshine, The Polysics,The Beatles, The Spoons, Thee Michelle Gun Elephant, Wilco, The Flaming Lips, David Bowie, Detroit Cobras, Refused...

Movies:

Waking Life, Bottle Rocket, Amadeus, Fear and Loathing, Rushmore, Dumb & Dumber, Requiem for a Dream, The Usual Suspects, Amelie, Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo, Fast Times, The Royal Tenenbaums, Metropolis, FLCL, Fight Club...
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Television:

I don't own a T.V. I'm boring.

Books:

Kokoro, Breakfast of Champions, Naomi, The Key, Snow Country, A Short History of Nearly Everything, A Personal Matter, and Toddler Hunting.

Heroes:

Bill Murray, Owen Wilson, Conan O'Brien, Monkey D. Luffy, Christopher Walken

My Blog

Japanese public transit greatness

So, the train adventures have begun.  Today, on the train, I saw a great assortment of strange individuals.  Of these sightings, most memorable included the man who had the body proportions ...
Posted by I'm Sofa King Wack Todd Did! on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 09:36:00 PST

"Jeremy needs"

Jeremy needs to destroy heavy-hitting kickers with ease.Jeremy needs Xvarts...Bakemono are Xvarts!Jeremy needs Knorker...Bakemono with more HD are Knorkers!Jeremy needs Quicklings...Bakemono on double...
Posted by I'm Sofa King Wack Todd Did! on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 04:28:00 PST

"Essential Spices of Life"

Dumpling Master: 1 free drink....eat pizza...play tag in the parking lot for 30 minutes....leave Dumpling Master: is that better? joliath24: much joliath24: basically, pizza then... joliath24: and tag...
Posted by I'm Sofa King Wack Todd Did! on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 11:05:00 PST

Who do I share my B-Day with? Only the coolest people ever!

Births 1515 - Anne of Cleves, queen of Henry VIII of England (d. 1557)1547 - Philipp Nikodemus Frischlin, German philologist and poet (d. 1590)1593 - Matthäus Merian, Swiss engraver (d. 1650)1601 - ...
Posted by I'm Sofa King Wack Todd Did! on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 10:41:00 PST

Secrets

Conan O'Brien Celebrity SecretsSlash Secrets"I got into rock-and-roll because I wanted the chicks. The Dixie Chicks.""I got the name Slash because I used to work in a grocery store and I was in charge...
Posted by I'm Sofa King Wack Todd Did! on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 07:52:00 PST

Who Wants a Body Massage?

Two boys are riding their bikes on a deserted road. A power line sits in the road, twitching and buzzing with electricity. BOY WITH RED 'R' HAT Look, the storm knocked down that big wire! PATEN...
Posted by I'm Sofa King Wack Todd Did! on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 04:26:00 PST

Family Bonds

Nothing warms a heart quite like an e-mail conversation between siblings. On 8/20/05, Jeremy wrote >> Gmail is for sluts and sluts only....whore! On 8/21/05, Jeanne wrote >> faggot....
Posted by I'm Sofa King Wack Todd Did! on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 12:26:00 PST

I AM THE GREATEST EVER...EVER

I'm proud to say I knocked this out after being awake for over 24 hrs subsisting on nothing but GREEN TEA AND BEER! Man was that stupid. I don't recommend trying it.Jeremy NishimotoProf. G. IguchiHIEA...
Posted by I'm Sofa King Wack Todd Did! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Smack fight

About 1/20 of an extremely mature internet conversation.Jeremy: *** Smacking ***JoE MaMa: *** You've been SMACKED! ***Jeremy: *** Smacking ***Jeremy: *** Smacking ***JoE MaMa: *** You've been SMACKED!...
Posted by I'm Sofa King Wack Todd Did! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Classic thoughts originating in high school

here are 20 ways to get back at your enemies, 1. Lather them up and then refuse to rinse them off. 2. Make them fall in love with you then break their heart. 3. Buy them a toaster and tell ...
Posted by I'm Sofa King Wack Todd Did! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST