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About Me

i'm chris. i'm a nice guy. i care. i'm awkward. i'm quite possibly the strangest sentient being you will meet... I'm the peanut butter in your spaghetti, and cornflakes in the wind. I eat frozen peas and raspberries out of the bag, but not at the same time. I like my tea like I like my men. Strong, Black, and Hairy. I believe in Love, not just love. I am not a crazy hippie cult leader. Furthermore, I cannot chug a 2-liter of mountain dew.

i already have the most awesome, beautifulest girl in the world!
i would say i talk too much and say too little, but it's the little nonsensical things you don't need to say that people really need. i will either make you smile, or run.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

hey i forgot to fill this out before...

maybe a couple people from my past just to see how they're doing... and elvis.

oh and maybe you? oh and somebody with polydactyly.

My Blog

I just wanted to say

You could give me all the hurt in the world, but this smile is still worth it.I smoked way too much hookah earlier and I felt really sick. Then I was talking to one of my friends and I said I wanted s...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 20:05:00 GMT

So I may be needing an artisttic hand or two...

If you've got an artistic mind, perhaps you can lend some ideas... If you're mechanically inclined, you might be able to give me tips too...If you just plain like medieval things, redecorating, or my ...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 16:11:00 GMT

Faith

I'm not a particularly religious guy. In fact, I'm one of those guys who either avoids religion altogether or laughs at it when it's brought up. But i was thinking about it a little yesterday, and it'...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 02:57:00 GMT

Love: you should probably read this, or at least the last two paragraphs...

ever since i  had that conversation with ashleigh about her wanting to stay with me forever i've been thinking about love. and i hope i can put this together coherently, as i'm rather exhausted. ...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 02:48:00 GMT

i love you, mary joanna!

yeah, right.weed... is so unsexy.it makes me want to vomit when i see people high.so stupid.i am so glad she quit. she's so much better without it. and to current stoners... get a life. grow up.high s...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 00:59:00 GMT

Im jonesin for it!

so which sounds better for the party, the 28th or 29th? and hmm... suppose somebody should bring IBC root beer as well? maybe arizona, maybe monster? I've got foosball, air hockey, and pool in the b...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 02:16:00 GMT