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JESSE

J LIGHTNING MOTHAFUCKAS!!!

About Me

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My Interests

MUSIC,MUSIC,MUSIC,MUSIC,FEMALES,MUSIC,SMOKIN BLUNTS,FEMALES,MUSIC! DID I SAY MUSIC?.. width="425" height="350" .. type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.youtube.com/v/pfPqLynS-Uk" height="350" width="425" .. ..

I'd like to meet:


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Music:

THE NOOSENSE, ROYCE DA 59, EMINEM, D-BLOCK,OUTKAST,GOODIE MOB,CANIBUS,KLEIGH,MONIE,THE SCAMS, GUNS N ROSES(YEAH FO REAL) TRICK DADDY, BUSTA RHYMES, KOOL G RAP, NAS, JAY Z, BIGGIE, TUPAC, BIG L, BIG PUN, PROOF,C- RAZE WALLS,AZ,CAMRON,EIGHTBALL AND MJG,PAUL WALL,XZIBIT,NECRO, SCRAM JONES,PINK FLOYD, JIMI HENDRIX,BOB MARLEY, DAMIEN MARLEY,SEAN PRYCE, BUCK SHOT, HELTAH SKELTAH, THE ALKAHOLICS,KRS ONE,CRUSADER THE CREATURE AKA ATM, TWIN ONE, AGAINST ME(BIGUPS TO PIGNUTS)LOL. AND EVERY LOCAL ACT WHOSE WILLING TO GRIND TO SHINE EVEN IF THEIR ODDS DONT LOOK SO GOOD, LOOK YALL, IM SO HUNGRY YOU CAN SEE MY RIBS, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT IT WILL BE WHEN IT ALL PAYS OFF IN THE END, WE GON BE EATIN LOVELY, STEAK AND LOBSTER EVERY NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .. width="425" height="350" .. type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.youtube.com/v/yThW2mFlNVQ" height="350" width="425" .. ..

Movies:

HORROR!! I LOVE BLOOD AND GUTS! YOU KNOW HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES, TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE(THE ORIGINAL) JASON 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 THE DEVILS REJECTS,HOSTEL, THE ROT(YOUR WELCOME BILLY SCAMS!). I LIKE GANGSTA MOVIES, OF COURSE SCARFACE, CASINO, GODFATHER 1,2,3, GANGS OF NEW YORK, A BRONX TALE, CARLITOS WAY(THE OLD AND NEW)GOODFELLAS, BELLY, ALL THE BATTLEAXE CHOP YA FACE OFF MOVIES, GLADIATOR, BRAVEHEART,KINGDOM OF HEAVEN(THIS MOVIES DOPE,STABBIN BITCHES WITH FLAMING SWORDS, LORD OF WAR, PRETTY MUCH ANY MOVIE THAT HAS BLOOD,GUTS,AND BRAINS FLYING ALL OVER THE PLACE, IM KINDA DEMENTED... width="425" height="350" .. type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.youtube.com/v/TvVYqXGsANY" height="350" width="425" .. ..

Television:

SOPRANOS IS THE DOPEST TV SERIES OUT, BUT ON THE LIGHTER SIDE OF JBOLTS, I LIKE TO SEE PEOPLE IN UNFORTUNATE SITUATIONS HELPED OUT. LIKE EXTREME HOME MAKOVER, DOPE SHIT! I WISH I COULD HELP SOMEONE LIKE THEY DO IT, THAT KIND OF SHIT KEEPS MY HEART PUMPIN, THATS IT THOUGH, THE REST IS BLOOD AND GUTS, BESIDES THE USUAL MY KIDS MAKE ME WATCH, DORA THE EXPLORER, BLUES CLUES,BACKYARDIGANS, MAYBE THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT THAT MAKES ME WANT TO WATCH HORROR MOVIES, THAT KIDDIE SHIT FREAKS ME OUT THOUGH.

Books:

STEPHEN KINGS "IT" WAY BETTER THAN MOVIE, MOVIE WAS AIGHT BUT BOOK PUT DEMENTED VISIONS IN BOLTZ BRAIN! MICHEAL MOORES "DUDE WHERES MY COUNTRY" GOT YA W. YOU DIRTY PIECE OF SHIT! I WOULD FLING MY SHIT AT YOU BUSH LIKE A MONKEY AT A ZOO IF I EVER SAW YOU! YOU WOULD THINK THAT I LIKE W. CAUSE HES LIKE A HORROR MOVIE TO WATCH, BUT SOMEHOW, HES PROBABLY THE BIGGEST PIECE OF FECES IVE EVER LOOKED AT AND TRUST ME IVE SEEN SOME HUGE STEEMING PILES IN MY DAY!

Heroes:

MY PARENTS! MOM AND DAD I LOVE YALL! THANKS FOR PUTTING UP WITH THE MIGHTY JBOLTS! I KNOW I CAN BE A PAIN IN THE ASS SOMETIMES, WELL MOST OF THE TIME, BUT I ADMIRE YOU BOTH FOR NOT KILLING ME IN MY SLEEP! SORRY ABOUT THE GREY HAIR!