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Michael

I wake up in the morning and piss excellence

About Me

I've been known to bring my sarcastic East coast humor to almost every situation, much to the chagrin and delight of my friends. My Boston accent hinders me from being able to say 'saw' without an 'r' at the end, but I hope most can find that endearing. I enjoy good laughs with friends and almost always sing off key, even if I'm lip syncing. I love the outdoors but never turn down an opportunity to be indoors with a glass of wine and great conversation. And while I've been known to eat a whole Victor Benes cake by myself and pick up new song lyrics unusually fast, I have to say I'm a pretty fun catch.

My Interests

*laughing hard * working hard * singing badly *

I'd like to meet:

* Me..20 years from now * * Oh and Zac Effron *

Music:

* Alanis * Amy Winehouse *Alicia Keys * Ben Lee * Britney * Cold War Kids * Daft Punk * Gwen * Jack Johnson * Janet * Joss Stone * John Mayer * Justin * Kelly Clarkson * KT Tunstall * Lauryn Hill * Lily Allen * Lit * Maroon 5 * Michelle Branch * Marie Digby * Mike Doughty * Missy Elliot * JMraz * Nelly Furtado * No Doubt * Postal Service * P!nk * Rilo Kiley * Sheryl Crow * Tegan and Sara * The Weepies *

Movies:

SURFS UP * She's the Man * Hairspray * Miss Congeniality * Mean Girls * Bring It On * Love Actually * Star Wars * Cruel Intentions* Zoolander * The Holiday * Kiss Kiss Bang Bang * The Notebook * Eurotrip * Nemo* Narnia * My Best Friends Wedding * Crash * The Rules of Attraction * Superhero movies * Playing By Heart * Go * Jurassic Park * My Cousin Vinny * The Bourne Movies *

Television:

Grey's Anatomy * Sarah Silverman * So You Think You Can Dance * Project Runway * Heros * Buffy * Sex and the City * Will and Grace * South Park * Family Guy * SNL * Best Week Ever * Desperate Housewives * Weeds *

Books:

* Dan Brown * Victor Frankl - Mans Search for Meaning * Dan Millman - Way of the Peaceful Warrior *

Heroes:

* Parents * Family * Spider-man *