"My other ride is your mom"- bumper sticker in Santa Cruz.... "Stop with the fuck"-Sam.... "Why you not put out??"-Justin (with asian accent).... "aww she has crab hands :("-Jill..... "What do you mean you don't watch your carb intake??"-Crazy Aunt Mary.... "Have you guys reached the stage where you have sex with your clothes on yet?"-Valerie.... "That's so gay it's gayer than I am"-Brian.... "Yo mamma is yo daddy too"-Burns.... "Your mom's had 3 historectemies???"-Me.... "I wanted to get you a pillow and a blanket, but Marcus didn't want to go so we got you a burrito instead"-Ben.... "My mom called me a creep ass"-Zane..... "Meow"-Bobby..... Steph:"I need a tampon" Josh:"Can't you use gauze or something?" Steph: "oh yeah cuz my vagina is bleeding profusely"..... "What KINDA limp???"-Ellen..... "OMG it's getting hard I'm so excited!"-Wes...... "I'm not sexually active. okay I'm not gonna lie, I am; I'm not a whore"-Valerie...... "I wanna do 'U' in character shoes"-Sensei...... "Is she really 14?"-Zane...... "We were making out once.. and he was on top of me.. does that count??"-Sheila..... "We're gonna drop BOMBS on you mother fucker"-Ellen...... "Wouldn't it be funny if we flipped his desk upside down and he started going up and down on the leg screaming 'IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT JEREMY??!? IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT?!?'"-Johnny...... "Cuz Stephanie...cuz I'm a man and I'm black"-Ellen....
a few things here and there...
Dance // Good music // The Bartender // Acoustic guitar // Ben & Jerry's ice cream // Cuddling // Anything vintage or retro // "Super friends!" // Sunflowers // Smiling // Theatre // Fosse // Photography // Intellect // Sarcasm // The beach // The color brown // Being in love // Laughing until I cry // Partying (beer and rum baby) // Sex // Pretty undies // Roasting marshmallows // Driving with no destination // "Road Rage!" // Baseball season // Going to shows // Veggie Paninnis // Audrey Hepburn // Marilyn Monroe // Coconut Lime Verbana// Pearls // Wine // SG's // Sabi & Cat // Psych & Sociology // In-depth conversations // New York City // Braodway // Writing // Passing infatuations // Mashed potatoes // Mix CDs // Chap stick // Pedicures // Chinese food // Reminicsing about old memories // Making new ones // LIFE.
anyone who can make me laugh (which isn't too difficult), is open-minded, driven, and spontaneous. and your mom.
I'll listen to nearly anything.. Honestly.. As long as it isn't gagsta rap or death metal..
HEAVY ROTATION:
+The Spill Canvas ♥♥♥
+Bloc Party
+Deathcab For Cutie
+Silversun Pickups
+Minus the Bear
+She Wants Revenge
+Brand New
+AFI
+Led Zeppelin
+Smashing Pumpkins
+Taking Back Sunday
+Bright Eyes
+The Killers
+Weezer (old school)
+Jack Johnson
+Tegan and Sara
+Nirvana
+The Smiths
+Wolfmother
+The Cure
some of my favorites include:
+Chicago
+RENT
+Garden State
+Mrs. Doubtfire
+Wedding Crashers
+Anchorman
+40 Year Old Virgin
+Old School
+Zoolander
+Dirty Dancing
+Seven
+One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
+Teledega Nights
+Memoirs of a Geisha
+The Black Dahlia
Law & Order baby...straight up. That's about all I watch. I like the OC too, and I wish I could watch Entourage but I don't have HBO.
The Bitch Posse, by Martha O'Connor.
The Lovely Bone, by Alice Sebold.
And almost anything written by Barbara Kingsolver.
I absolutely despise "Chick Lit". Sophie Kinsella especially... Pure Crap.
My Grammy-- she was one of the strongest women i knew. she always stood strong in what se believed in and never gave up no matter what the challenge. ♥
my older brother Justin-- he's always there for me no matter what, whether it be a shoulder to cry on, advice, a good laugh, or just a heart-felt hug. i love you dude ♥