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jedi master abiwonkenabi

I'd sell my own mother to a cult just to see him take off his shirt.

About Me



I am certified:

46% addicted to Myspace
Are you addicted to MySpace?
My page is a plethora of pop culture. You've been forewarned. But don't be fooled into thinking that's the depth of the persona that is Abi, because it's not, and if you let yourself fall into that mindset, you might miss out on something cool, or funny, or interesting.

Hey, this is what I would look like if I were a cartoon, kinda.

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I love rabbits, especially my baby -- Minker!

Ooh, and I like shirts that really say something...

My Interests

My poisons include vodka
and wine.

My time is spent on books, movies, my family, friends and general debauchery, drunken or sober.
Ooh, and this girl and her workout videos! OHMYGOD IT'S SO MUCH FUN!
Workin on my fitness has never been such a kick in the pants!

Buddhism intrigues me.

I love Guy Bourdin, consequently, I love NARS and most cosmetics (haven't met a lip gloss I didn't like). I don't really consider myself an apparel fashionista, but I love me some makeup. I'm a Clinique junkie (former occupational hazard) and I get a rush after taking off my makeup and washing my face and feeling my youth hanging on thanks to moisturizer.

I'd like to meet:


The people that created this commercial. Because that's HELLA funny.

I'd like to shake Cole Haan's hand and say, "God Bless you." And Oprah'd be cool too.

And nice people. That are fun. So before you approach me, ask yourself: 1. am I fun? and B. am I nice? and if you answer in the positive in both circumstances, feel free to come up and say, "Hey girl. I'm nice and I'm fun. Let's go dance!" Because I ain't got no time for mean people trying to bring me down. Life is too short for that shit. You only get one shot in this world, don't you think you should be having fun and being nice to everyone else who, like you, also has one shot? My thought's exactly.

Music:


I'm so on Team Justin. "Revenge is a dish best served cold." What a great video!
I had some orchestral training (and when I say some I mean from 5th grade to my senior year in high school), and because of it, I've learned to love classical music. To name a few of the many facets of my music preferences, I love this guy
everything about him (come on, you can't tell me he's not a cutie) and NERD and the Neptunes and everything he's involved in. Haven't met a song he was featured in, produced or wrote or whatever that I didn't like. These guys are kick ass! And I'm diggin these girls

(would kill to be one of them) and that stupid reality show for the next, newest one is a serious guilty pleasure, and how long have I been in love with this guy?

Since Nsync and well into now.
This girl
and the new direction she's taken her music, is pretty effin cool. Plus so much more, but as a basic rule, if I can dance to it, I love it!

Movies:


Godfather (I have a thing for organized crime) is one of my favorite movies of all time. I live my life as according to Omerta.

No surprise I also love Scarface,

Reservoir Dogs, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Casablanca (because I'm a hopless romantic), Dazed and Confused, Empire Records

(I thought his name was Warren...), Sleeping Beauty, Star Wars, Kill Bill 1 and 2, Lord of the Rings Trilogy (never in my life have I ever been so attracted to an elf; Legolas, who knew? Yummy.), Shrek, The Italian Job, Ocean's 11, Fight Club, Win a Date with Tad Hamilton, Pirates of the Caribbean, Troy, Gladiator, Love Actually, High Fidelity, Finding Nemo, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Big Fish
I'm an escapist, I guess

Television:


Grey's Anatomy, Desperate Housewives, Inked, Home Movies (if I can ever find it on TV any more), Robot Chicken, the A-Team (thanks Lolo, because how else would I have learned Tagalog and English at the age of two?),

The Cosby Show, and Las Vegas

Books:

Despite popular belief, I can and do read.
Some of my favorite books to read are The Godfather, He's not that into you (where was this book THREE YEARS AGO??), The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, Girl Goddess 9 and most anything by Francesca Lia Block, Jane Eyre, Lolita, Invisible Man, Beloved, The House of Leaves, Uncle Tom's Cabin, Playboy's Bartender's Guide, Fodor's Travel books, and that Guide to Kissing I haven't seen since Seong-A came over and used my bathroom...

Heroes:

My Tatay

My Blog

oh poo

So after all that whirl wind excitement... nothing. My credit union took too long for the official "yay" or "nay" and I think the guy sold the car to someone who was willing to pay the asking pri...
Posted by Abiwonkenabi on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 07:56:00 PST

CRAP MY FACE HURTS!

I'm in the wrong profession! My wisdom teeth were coming in and they've been bothering me since Saturday, and last night I was in so much pain, I seriously considered going to urgent care. So this mo...
Posted by Abiwonkenabi on Thu, 10 May 2007 07:02:00 PST

So, I'm sorry...

So, around here (and when I say here, I mean myspace) I'm kind of a picture biter. SORRY!!! So, to make up for it, I've posted some new pictures to maybe balance it out a little.   Love ya, Abs...
Posted by Abiwonkenabi on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 02:24:00 PST

The new song I totally stole from Michael

This one's for the best G-Pa a girl could ever ask for. Tatay I love you. Because of You-Keith Martin if ever you wonderif you touch my soul, yes you dosince i met you im not the sameyou bring life i...
Posted by Abiwonkenabi on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 12:21:00 PST

surprise surprise

People are amazing. They can surprise you... sometimes for the worse.
Posted by Abiwonkenabi on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 07:21:00 PST

-sigh-

Christmas is coming fast. I'll be working on Christmas Eve and on Christmas, and for the first time, I'm kind of okay with it. This is our first Christmas without Tatay and... Thanksgiving was hard en...
Posted by Abiwonkenabi on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 02:44:00 PST

Goodbye Tatay

The day before Tatay died, I had spent most of it at his house. I came after school and hung out.I helped him with his nebulizer and I put a new hole in his watch because he had gotten so skinny ...
Posted by Abiwonkenabi on Tue, 16 May 2006 02:10:00 PST

I will never understand

I shift between being okay with my uncle dying so unexpectedly and being incredibly depressed about my uncle dying so unexpectedly.     I shift between being okay with my grandpa being so si...
Posted by Abiwonkenabi on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 01:06:00 PST

Doesn't it feel...

so DAMN good when the decision you weren't too sure about proves to be the right one.   I love it when I'm right.
Posted by Abiwonkenabi on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 10:36:00 PST

I heard that in your 20s...

You figure out who your friends really are, and you figure out who's been really shitty to you and who's been really good to you, and who was sometimes really shitty to you and sometimes really good t...
Posted by Abiwonkenabi on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 01:24:00 PST