Josh Crump

Profile courtesy of MySpace Layouts
Profile courtesy of MySpace Layouts
I like driving fast. I like dancing . I like conversing about life's hard lessons. I like packin' the bowl. I like graphic design. I like modifying cars. I like big groups of people. I like taking the day off to sit around on my ass. I like typing messages more than talking on the phone. I like meeting new people. I like "The Nightmare Before Christmas". I like all kinds of music... cept country. I like trying to understand people's personality. I like being the friend to those who have never really had one. I like Asian art. I like Seagram's Lime-Twisted Gin -- warm, right out of the bottle. I like lots of pillows on the bed. I like being looked up to. I like kids. I like girls. I like people who know what they want. I like thinking dirty thoughts in the most random places. I like to get a lil' freaky in the sack. I like people who can keep up. I like warm touches. I like people for whatever unique trait they might have. I like looking at old pictures. I like learning about people's past. I like caller-ID. I like Merlot at room temp, not necessarily right out of the bottle. I like when black girls want to touch my hair. I like when people can't tell exactly what race I am. I like the color of my eyes. I like suprising people. I like beating the odds. I like surpassing other's expectations. I like writing lyrics, poems, stories, narratives, or whatever. I just like to write creatively. I like cooking Chinese food. I like my double stacks with no onions. I like fitting in with many cultures of people. I like giving sensual massages. I love getting sensual massages. I like to be seductive now and then. I like getting all dressed up. I like the fact that YOU have taken this much time to read this random tidbit about me. Thanks.
Here's way too much more random crap about me.
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Name: Joshua (josh)
Birthday: September 25, 1983
Birthplace: Pirmasens, Germany (but not German)
Current Location: Chesapeake, VA
Eye Color: Green somedays hazel others
Hair Color: Light brown, dark brown, some blonde
Height: 5 ft. 7 in.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Momma white, daddy black
The Shoes You Wore Today: ADIDAS Shell-tops... EVERY day.
Your Weakness: Too trusting of the unworthy
Your Fears: Being forgotten
Your Perfect Pizza: Just pepperoni is cool
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get my Accord ready for NOPI Nationals
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LoL
Thoughts First Waking Up: "I've been workin this grave shift and I aint made shit. I wish I could buy me a spaceship and fly"
Your Best Physical Feature: I guess its my eyes
Your Bedtime: When I pass out, or when everyone goes home
Your Most Missed Memory: Just playing outside with my friends
Pepsi or Coke: Coke but I really couldn't care less
McDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds breakfast, Burger King lunch
Single or Group Dates: What's a date? LoL
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Brisk, baby
Chocolate or Vanilla: Swirl it up
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Yes, and cigarettes occasionally, too
Do you Swear: I work with a bunch of dirty mechanics... so yes.
Do you Sing: In the shop at work ALL THE TIME. I'm constantly starting little performances in the shop involving two or three technicians dancing around like fools and singing the Temptations or something
Do you Shower Daily: Sometimes standing in one place for longer than ten minutes just isn't possible. I always try to smell good.
Have you Been in Love: Unfortunately, yes.
Do you want to go to College: Not really
Do you want to get Married: I'd rather be "single" and living with someone than married and unhappy.
Do you belive in yourself: Yup, cept when it comes to approaching females. I'm a scaredy cat.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not that I remember
Do you think you are Attractive: Some days
Are you a Health Freak: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes indeedy
Do you like Thunderstorms: No lightening? Good to go.
Do you play an Instrument: Saxophone for 7 years up until 2001
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yeah, but I'm not a big drinker anymore.
In the past month have you Smoked: Yup
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Drugs are man-made. I enjoy the natural sheit.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Can't say that I have
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Went to Greenbrier today just to walk around... by myself cuz everyone's at work and I'm not.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yup.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Gotta have a girlfriend to get dumped...
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, but there is this one wimp I work with that I gave a swirlie to. Does that count?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Guess I haven't. What am I thinking!
Ever been Drunk: Me? No. Never. *sarcasm*
Ever been called a Tease: In Junior High... but things change.
Ever been Beaten up: Nah.
Ever Shoplifted: Yup. Power-coins out of the Power Ranger packages at Target about 10 years ago in Texas.
How do you want to Die: Either in my sleep by natural causes or in a car accident going 200 mph (and nobody else being hurt).
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I don't want to "grow up" but I'd love to have my own automotive performance shop.
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: I honestly don't care.
Favourite Hair Color: Once again, I really don't care.
Short or Long Hair: One more time for good luck... don't care.
Height: 4 ft.11 all the way to 7 ft. 11
Weight: If it's in the right places, I don't give a flying Æ’uck
Best Clothing Style: I got a thing for punk/goth girls, but I really don't care.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Kinds of illegal drugs I've taken before? Four. Remember drugs = manmade.
Number of CDs I own: I don't buy CDs anymore. That's what the internet is for. Duh.
Number of Piercings: One. Left ear.
Number of Tattoos: One, but I want a couple more.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: No regrets. Everything happens for a reason.
Oh, and I hate talking for long periods of time on the phone. I can text message and take pictures and download shit all day on my phone, and still ignore most of my calls. I also hate it when other people have to talk on the phone for long periods of time when they're with me. Once that person starts talking, I realize that I've just been left alone basically.
UniT sBy day I'm a goofy alignment technician at Merchant's Tire and by night I'm on the prowl for fun. If you want to know more you really should just hang out with me cuz usually it only takes once or twice to get a feel for what I'm about.
Lots of freakin pictures of me and my friends!!!
What Do you drive?
Make: Subaru
Model: GC8-Impreza 2.5RS
Year: 2000
Exterior Color: Silverthorn Metallic
Interior Color: Black
Specifications
Estimated HP: ????
Torque: ????
Weight: 2750
Modifications
Type of wheels: Rota - Torque 18x8"
Tires: 225/40/18
Performance: Megan suspension
Interior: Really clean
Exterior: A Couple DIY mods and an STi style lip and spoiler
General
How long have you owned your car? 1 yrs
Whats your best memory of your car? The best is yet to come
Do you ever race? If so what type of racing? Hell yeah, on the way to work, coming home from 7-11, heading to the carwash... etc.
Do you work on it yourself? Most definately. But I usually get someone to give me a hand.
Ever broken down? How many times and what was wrong? A mess of times. My Accord was a 15 year old car...
Whats your dream car?
How much did you pay for your car? $13,000
How much (if you had to) would you sell your car for right now? $13,000 or trade for new STi
Would you ever sell it? No plans yet!
Do you know how much your car (or one similar) cost new? $21,000