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Batesian Mimicry

I'm naked.

About Me


Alan: people cry in jealousy when they see us together
Alan: because the awesomeness makes them sooo jealous
Automatonophobia- Fear of ventriloquist's dummies, animatronic creatures, wax statues - anything that falsly represents a sentient being.
Me: Do you know what the stepping reflex is?
Peter: Uh, when you step on a baby and it dies?
Me: Do you know what the swallowing reflex is?
Peter: Like when I kick a baby and it swallows my foot because I kick it so hard?
santa cruz is my homeboy and so is your mom.
"See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda." —George W. Bush, Greece, N.Y., May 24, 2005
Now to me, that's scary.
"it is the drive for corporate profit, and the overwhelming influence of money in every aspect of our daily lives. That is the uncontrolled libido of our society in which the RAPE of Democratic values necessarily follows " -Zinn
"that picture proves you were a nympho from an early age."-Cat

My Interests


Cat's SPANISH RICE
drums

drummers
board shorts
sea shells
the ocean
summer
canned manderin oranges

sprinklers
candles
breakfast
'61 sunbeam alpines

inside jokes
sunsets
sunglasses
pirates booty
rock stars and bawls

TETRIS
dishing out the points
january 30th
COWBELL

road trips
banjo mans!
roar, ima dinosaur

picnics
'sunday'
toe nail polish
beach garb
lais and hibiscus flowers
DENNYS

flowers in my hair
t.p. overhand style
"dimonds grafted into my skin" ;)
throat losenges

I'd like to meet:


Music:

naked music

Movies:

"Supreme executive power is derived from a mandate of the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. I mean, if I went round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away." -Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

so basically, naked movies.

Television:

Naked Shows.

Books:

naked books like catch-22 and crime and punishment.

Heroes:

Captain Planet. He's our hero.
if you ask someone on my hall, it's more like Aptain Lanet, e's ur ero.
especially when he's naked.

My Blog

Always New Depths

second blog this week. I know, I'm hella on a roll. I've pretty much had one of the best weekends of my life. well, that is a lie because it has been a weekday, and it hasn't been the best because tha...
Posted by Batesian Mimicry on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 05:01:00 PST

Oh September Girl

It's amazing how much power a song has. Amber asks me what my favorite song is, and I bust out my iPod and search. I don't know what one song holds the esteemed power of being my favorite song. there ...
Posted by Batesian Mimicry on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 02:12:00 PST

Jesse buy nothing

that is the name of the coolest prom song ever. It=hilarious. Basically, this is the prom blog. Prom was better than I could have ever imagined. the beginning of the day was boring. Mimmie picked me ...
Posted by Batesian Mimicry on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 07:39:00 PST

She ionizes and atomizes the jack slap cheer

This is the college blog. This is where I announce my acceptances and such. And then I will express my dissonence. I applied to a ton of State colleges, but only wanted San Diego State; I got into th...
Posted by Batesian Mimicry on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 07:50:00 PST

a slow descent

So SCIDM was this weekend. Rifle won first in Inspection, Color Guard won third in their category, and Jessica won the Drill Down. Aside from being able to talk to the hottest West Point guys ever and...
Posted by Batesian Mimicry on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 08:46:00 PST

the banality of evil

This HELLA reminds me of Mr. Zazzster. In any case, this corresponds well to us reading Dante's Inferno in English class. The following is one of Dr. Schalmbaugh's Final Test questions for May 1997. (...
Posted by Batesian Mimicry on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 10:21:00 PST

Birthday fun

So today was my EIGHTEENTH birthday, and that was exciting. well, not as exciting as I thought it would be. I guess its hard to face the fact that soon, very soon, I will have my life changed durastic...
Posted by Batesian Mimicry on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 09:56:00 PST

Billy gonna be dropkicked

Since I havent written in my actual journal in like two weeks, I guess I should write here, to not lag in my cataloging my teenage existance. Basically, I dread going back to school. This has been th...
Posted by Batesian Mimicry on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 11:55:00 PST

Crazy sentimental floatin' in lukewarm placental

I havent written a blog in a long time, so I guess I am about due for one. Basically, my Winter break has been pretty great, minus the winter part. I am still trying to figure out a way to get rid of ...
Posted by Batesian Mimicry on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 10:25:00 PST

all medicated geniuses

I am very excited you guys, my boyfriend is turning 18. thats right, and I cant wait, because that will be awsome. too bad the day is on TITAN, so we will be in uniform and taking the SATs. oh, by the...
Posted by Batesian Mimicry on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 08:38:00 PST