Licking people, sleeping, eating, tipping over my human's beverages, fighting with Ebony, sleeping, eating, playing with bits of string and invisible bugs, watching spiders that I should be killing, sleeping, jumping on the table even though I should know better by now, eating, being petted, purring, ruining furniture, biting my human's son, sleeping, spazzing out and running around the house in the middle of the night, looking out the window, trying to get outside, going for walks in the summer, sitting on my human's homework when she is trying to do it, sleeping.
Since Ebony is my only friend (and he doesn't like me very much) I am looking to meet some cool cats, if you catch my drift. I am also down with adding other animals, but I can't promise that I won't eat you if I am starving. I will accept friendship from humans, but only if I have met you in person. However, I will not add anyone who doesn't message me first, unless I know you.