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Mozzer

I am here for Friends

About Me

Law school graduate. I'm pretty awesome. I got married. I've had the same eyeliner since undergrad. Momma to be!

My Interests

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My critter.

My Blog

Jackass 2

is funny.
Posted by on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 17:46:00 GMT

exciting

I got a GeMagic. It is a lot like a Bedazzler, and I am pumped.
Posted by on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 21:32:00 GMT

for Pumpkin

Zed is snoring in his chair next to me, and I want something yummy.
Posted by on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 14:06:00 GMT

Gasp!

The girl at the salon confiscated my eyebrows, and really, I would like them back.  So if I see you in the next few weeks, I may not be as surprised to see you as I look.  
Posted by on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 14:25:00 GMT

uh oh

I came home from class today to find a swarm of bees had moved into my tree and my dog house, and they weren't going anywhere.  Zach said they are honeybees and that you can't kill them.  Th...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 14:16:00 GMT

Who Did It?

Somebody stole the rat off my tombstone, and I want it back. 
Posted by on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 19:43:00 GMT

Monday sucked

My dog died today.  He was 15, he smelled bad, he looked terrible, and he was the nicest guy I knew.
Posted by on Mon, 06 Jun 2005 22:03:00 GMT

SMRT

Turns out I am brilliant. Yay school.
Posted by on Fri, 20 May 2005 21:35:00 GMT