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How Am I Not Myself?

You're cool.....SIKE....I hate you.

About Me

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Everybody can't be "the coolest person you'll ever meet". People are usually clowns. I'm definitely unafraid or unapologetic of my individuality. I love to laugh.I cant control the volume of it though. I'm addicted to Bruce Lee and cartoons. I have a smart mouth. But it's cuz I have a smart brain. I'm prone to say somethin outrageous or random, mostly random. I talk to my friends in inside jokes. I have multiple personalities. One of them is Veronica. She's a model. I want to be a photographer, but can't afford a camera. I love respectful and interesting convos. Not questions about my bra size or panties.
Until victory always...Ernesto Guevara

Quotes You Should Steal
*Has MySpace Ruined Your Life?~ A real topic on the radio
*To live for yourself is to live selfishly. But to live for others is to live eternally~Wyclef
*If you tremble indignation at every injustice, then you are a comrade of mine.~Che
*With so much personality, what do u want from me? I could be by myself and enjoy the company.~ Kanye
*A Wish Don't Amount To Shit Cuz A Wish Isn't Reality.~That's ALL Me
*How'd I Fail Women's Studies? I Love B*tches!~How High
*You Think You're Hot Shit, But Your Just Cold Diarrhea
*Naimtalkinbout...~ Me...sorta
*You Don't Succeed Cuz You Hesitate. You think we're fly but we levitate.~N.E.R.D
*Know how I know you're gay?
*Yo, bitch. What makes you think I won't cut you?~Waiting
*I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees.~Stole from sis
*Life Isn't About Material Goods....No, It's About Taking Material Goods When No One Is Looking.~ ATHF
*That's All Very Interesting, But You Can Stop Talking Now.~ Me
*I'm Rainbow Fuckin Randolph...Kids Love Me.~ Death to Smoochy
*FUCKABEES!
*If the only things that mean something to you are Jordans and money then your life has no meaning at all.

My Interests

Writing(poetry,songs,movies,stories), having meaningful discussions,choreography, singing (when I'm alone b/c I suck),daydreaming,dancing naked, sleeping for hours and hours...,psychology, watching movies,history,wasting my life away on myspace,learning, looking at my ass in mirrors as I walk by,drinking (anything but gin or everclear), acting like I don't have hometraining (But I do),quoting movies,dancing in front of people while they're trying to be serious, going to Walmarts (haha Tara), staring at strangers who stare at me,strip clubs, being sarcastic, reading, talking & chilling with sexy ppl,my addictions,messing up ppl's hair as I walk by, watching ppl fight in chatrooms, mohawks and tattoos turn me on, being around (good) kids,going to poetry events since I don't do clubs, challenging my lil cousin to danceoffs, watching infomercials,being with friends, seeing ppl have a good time, making ppl laugh at the ridiculous things I say...

I'd like to meet:

Mark Wahlberg.Ryan Reynolds.T.I.John Cena.Halle Berry.That model who played Shockwave in X-Men 3. Jeezy (So I can slap him for being a clown). Whitney Houston (Crack is Whack!)Janet Collins.Keira Knightly.Orlando Bloom. Janice Dickenson.Andre 3000. A lot of people who've been long gone. Bruce Lee. Alvin Ailey. Mr. Miagi from Karate Kid.Che. Anybody who's funny as hell.Dave Chapelle. Dane Cook. Will Ferrel. Crazy people on the street. Flamboyant gay boys. But realistically, I love meeting and getting to know people that will make my life better and more interesting. People who don't blend in with the crowd. People who are intelligent and moving FORWARD in life.

Music:

I'll listen to anything as long as it sounds good. Robin Thicke is speaking to me right now tho.go to www.hot-lyts.com
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Movies:

The Departed,I heart Huckabees,Enter the Dragon,Borat, Napoleon Dynamite,Crash, City of God,Pulse, Talladega Nights, The Motorcycle Diaries, Coming to America, Half-Baked, Death to Smoochy,A Tale of Two Sisters, The Virgin Suicides,Dodgeball, Anchorman,Zoolander,The Jacket,Stay, Envy, anything with Ben Stiller...too many to list.If a movie is scary, funny, weird, or makes u think then I'll probably watch it. I'm a movie fiend. I could quote movies ALL day.

Television:

I don't even wanna talk to people on Sundays becuz I'm watching Adult Swim (not the Anime). Yes I'm grown and I love cartoons! Aqua Teen Hunger Force,Tom Goes To The Mayor,Squidbillies, America's Next Top Model,Dead like me, Six Feet Under, Avatar,Project Runway (Make it work),Seinfield,COPS,MADE,That 70s Show, Spongebob, Law and Order: SVU,Maury (You are NOT the father),American Dad..........

Books:

READ A BOOK!

Heroes:

Dane Cook.Just about anyone who has started a necessary revolution.Also anyone who sees a problem and wants to make change, even if the change is within themselves. Everyday people can be heroes.

My Blog

GWC

If you're a decent looking girl or maybe not, you may have been approached by a GWC. Whether it be on the street or on the internet. I just want to warn all you young impressionable girls out there ab...
Posted by How Am I Not Myself? on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 06:39:00 PST

READ BEFORE SENDING A MESSAGE.

I'd just like to issue this warning to those of you who might be considering sending me a message. I just want you to clear your mind of all the lame bullshit you're thinking of sending. Yes I know, i...
Posted by How Am I Not Myself? on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 07:54:00 PST

Life is temporary, so act accordingly.

My grandfather passed away yesterday. He said he was tired and he gave up. If there is a Heaven or Hell to go to, then by the basic rules and regulations he was condemned. But if one believes in reinc...
Posted by How Am I Not Myself? on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 05:55:00 PST

Wow. Ya digg!!!! Is gettin SOOO fuckin old

WHY ARE ALL THESE SUBURBAN "THUGS" TRYIN TO ACT LIKE THEY KNOW ABOUT SOME HARD SHIT.? MOST OF YALL DONT KNOW NOTHIN ABOUT THE GHETTO!!! THE MOST HARDCORE SHIT SOME OF YALL HAVE SEEN WAS IN A RAP ...
Posted by How Am I Not Myself? on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 02:48:00 PST

things that turn me on in no particular order

mohawks. skater boys.piercings. pharrel. futuresex/lovesounds. muscles. creativity in any shape or form.tall people (i wish i was a lil bit taller). big noses. control. tattoo sleeves. revolution...
Posted by How Am I Not Myself? on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 11:54:00 PST

Picasso

I have my upper labret pierced and my grandpa looked at it all shocked. He tried to explain y it was a bad idea. "Brittany your face is like a work of art. And putting that on it was like ru...
Posted by How Am I Not Myself? on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 02:32:00 PST