JASÃ˜N CHAÃ˜S™ /b/ [DF]

About Me

I'll keep this short.
My name is Jason.
I like music, if it's good.
Don't ever disrespect soccer to my face
Or you won't have one for long.
I'd do anything for my friends
I have pretty much the greatest girlfriend EVER.
I love her.
Stairs piss me off.
Just like orange juice.
And unruly infidels.
I love parfaits
Get me one and I'll love you.
I'm extremely lazy
I have a short attention span.
I've been a lifeguard for about three and a half years
I sometimes act like I'm better
than I know I really am.
Don't add me if:
-I don't know you-
-You don't plan to talk to me-
-You're an old man who wants to rape me-
Or any combination of the above.

My Interests

This girl is my interest. She's not perfect. I'm not perfect. We're perfect

I'd like to meet:

A rabbit who pulls a magician out of a hat.

Jason Statham.

People that start sentences with phrases like "Not to be a dick but..."

A Llama. But only if his name is Dalai.

Carrot Top's barber.

The lady who does the voice on the phone and tells you to "please press one if you speak english".

People who actually laugh like "muahaha" in real life.

A polar bear.

The quality control manager of a jock strap company.

The people who stalk my profile.

Music:

Post-Hardcore
Techno
Metal
Screamo
Alt.
Rap

Movies:

Jason. I love your face.

My Blog

The Official Rules Of Calling 'Shotgun'

The TheoryThe term "Shotgun" refers to the front passenger seat of an automobile. "Calling Shotgun" is the act of claiming the position of Shotgun for one's self. As this position is the most coveted...
Posted by JASØN CHAØS™ /b/ [DF] on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 10:08:00 PST

Man Laws - updated daily.

These are the laws of man.Updates daily.Scenarios and questions will be answered.1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella 2: It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances:...
Posted by JASØN CHAØS™ /b/ [DF] on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 07:08:00 PST