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Kyle

Sometimes you've gotta roll the hard six.

About Me

Hey, look at me, I'm on the interwebs. If you're on this page, chances are you already know me. If not, well then, look at some of these flashy jpeg images, or lists of interests monkeying about. Everybody likes jpeg's, they're the cat's pajamas of web-based raster graphics.
I live in LaFayette [NY] near Syracuse, which has been ranked** the most happeningest town east of the Louisiana Purchase. We've got a plaza, a traffic light, and an annual mid-sized agriculture based festival.
**Ranking data taken from an inconclusive 1836 survey which was lost in a library fire in 1837.
I keep more pictures on my Google Picasa Web album .
"They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." -Ben Franklin
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." -Thomas Jefferson
"It asked, and I answered. For a moment of safety, I loosed damnation on the stars."
AOL IM: Phobos Tau
E-Mail: kyle ghostninja.com
Xbox Live: Ngamer
PSN: PhobosZero

My Interests

I'm into all sorts of haberdashery and tom foolery. Hanging out, computers, gaming, urban exploration, building crap, movies, music, cars, gadgets, photography, home theater, food.

They should really have a games section over here, so I'm just going to make my own:

Halo 2
Halo 3
Halo: CE
StarCraft
Shenmue
Shenmue II
Mass Effect
Perfect Dark
Metroid Prime
Super Metroid
Goldeneye 007
Skies of Arcadia
Super Mario RPG
The Orange Box
Beyond Good & Evil
Phantasy Star Online
Conker’s Bad Fur Day
Star Wars: Rogue Squadron II
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic

I'd like to meet:



Jeff Goldblum. The greatest man in the universe. Look at him, surrounded by hot chicks and sporting one of Tim & Eric's Cinco hats! I could listen to Goldblum talk about tax forms for hours on end without getting bored.

Michael Ian Black. "Building" a better tomorrow.

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Music:

www.last.fm/user/ngamer007

Beck
Bush
Cake
Gorillaz
Incubus
Chevelle
Pearl Jam
The Killers
theSTART
Audioslave
Tenacious D
Evanescence
Nine Inch Nails
Breaking Benjamin
Coheed & Cambria
Stone Temple Pilots
Dave Matthews Band
The Bloodhound Gang
Red Hot Chili Peppers
The Birthday Massacre
The Smashing Pumpkins
Rage Against the Machine

Movies:



Blow

Sunshine

Serenity

The Matrix

Ghostbusters

Terminator 2

The Big Lebowski

Star Wars Trilogy

The Bourne Identity

Indiana Jones Trilogy

Back to the Future Trilogy

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Television:



24

Lost

Alias

Stella

Firefly

Dexter

Eureka

Jericho

Futurama

The Office

Dead Like Me

Battlestar Galactica

Penn & Teller: Bullshit

Arrested Development

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!

Heroes:

Michael Ian Black, Michael Showalter, David Wain

My Blog

Ive made a huge mistake.

It's not easy for one to admit when they're wrong, but here we are. Some of you may remember a few months ago, when I posted an article (ugh... "blog") detailing my passionate hatred for the Xbox Liv...
Posted by Kyle on Sun, 28 Sep 2008 08:25:00 PST

This is incredible.

Yes, that's what you think it is.  It's the first optical picture ever taken of a planet orbiting a star other than our own....
Posted by Kyle on Tue, 16 Sep 2008 07:29:00 PST

Lets talk theoretical bomb math.

I'll just start by saying it's impossible for our current technology to build this, because to manufacture 1 gram of antimatter, it would take billions of years.  This is just a "what-if" post.If...
Posted by Kyle on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 05:46:00 PST

"Preserving our Freedoms, Protecting America."

Some of you already know my stance on the DHS.  I think it's one of the worst cabinet agencies this country has ever had.  It's inefficient, unnecessary, achieves the opposite of what it sta...
Posted by Kyle on Sat, 30 Aug 2008 07:20:00 PST

New AIM screen name.

My new AIM screen name is Phobos Tau so go ahead and update your lists if you're into that sort of thing.  I'll continue linked-logging into my old names (ngamer007, GameCuber, Katamari Kyle, Cal...
Posted by Kyle on Thu, 21 Aug 2008 11:47:00 PST

Spagett (and the search for the golden treasure)

So I've been on a big Tim & Eric kick lately.  Been watching lots of Cinco videos, Tom Goes to the Mayor, and of course a bunch of their newest material in Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Great ...
Posted by Kyle on Sun, 17 Aug 2008 10:48:00 PST

Real ID? DHS? GTFO.

The Department of Homeland Security needs to be brought down. This country needs a congress/president that can get rid of this unconstitutional, bullshit "anti-terrorism" borough.No matter how much t...
Posted by Kyle on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 10:36:00 PST

Hey guys, dont open this blog.

What the hell man, I asked you not to open this.
Posted by Kyle on Fri, 08 Aug 2008 09:07:00 PST

Stars.

Some nights are clear, and when I pull into the driveway, turn off my engine, and step out of my vehicle, my eyes begin to adjust, and as I look up, my entire field of view is filled with stars, with ...
Posted by Kyle on Wed, 30 Jul 2008 10:50:00 PST

Youre doing it wrong.

epic fail (ep-ik fl) adj-verb to be unsuccessful in the performance or completion of in unusually great size or extentSo what do you when you have a product that works great, is original, easy to nav...
Posted by Kyle on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 08:18:00 PST