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Joe Mama

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me


Pain is easy to hide , beauty is easy to create , and life is easy to fuck up .


<[b>Note: No, I didn't draw the picture below me, but yes, it it suppose to be an artistic interpretation of me. It was drawn by one of my good friends, and no I didn't pose for it].
Whatever my secrets are, remember when I entrust them to you, they are a part of me.
To tell you my THOUGHTS is to locate myself in a category. To Tell you my FEELINGS is to tell you about me.
To understand people, I must try to hear what they are not saying, what they perhaps will never be able to say.
I use to have ridiculously long about me but suddenly decided to condense it due to the fact that it read like a fuckingnovel.
My name is Lauren.
For those of you who don't know anything about me, there are a few main characteristics that you shouldbecome familiar with if you want to learn more. I'm charismatic, facetious, moody, random, impulsive, fun, andarticulate, and intelligent. I either enjoy you or abhor you. I'm an incredibly friendly person but lately I've become increasingly more selective in terms of who I want to be my friends [in both real life and myspace] due to the fact thatI'd like to surround and associate myself with people who are either accomplishing things or setting goals for themselves.Despite my idealistic nature, realistically I surround myself with anyone and everyone, including social outcasts,druggies, lowlifes and losers. Why do I do this, might you ask? Truthfully speaking, I honestly need to be around people who either entertain me [that's usually the lowlifes] or stimulate me mentally [college students, people with similar senses of humor, etc.], and I'll take either/or who fit my criteria.I get bored easily, so if you share a similar sense of humor and a ridiculous outlook on life I'll probably love you. If youare boring, simplistic, humorless, and ordinary I probably won't associate with you.
I dislike people who automatically feel the need to state that they "avoid drama" or hate "mind games". I love mind games and anyone who can keep me on my toes mentally - but at least I'm honest enough to admit it.[Disclaimer: When I mean mind games I don't mean being flaky, breaking hearts, or treating people like shit...I just like a little fun, games and teasing, but nothing malicious...that's not my style].
[That is all].

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


WANT ME AS A FRIEND? READ THIS

[DETERMINE WHICH GROUP YOU FALL UNDER AND SELECT THE APPROPRIATEACTION]


I. Only a Friend Request is necessary FROM THOSE WHO:

1) Know me personally
2) Met me in the past [high school, childhood, NorCAL, programs, clubs, or basically anything prior to my moving to losangeles,leaving high school, turning 18, etc.]
3) Share mutual friends with me on myspace [and i mean friends that would be enable me to immedially recall who youare]
4) Have met me or seen me around ;-)
5) Possess profiles indicative of the fact that our interests, hobbies, and personalities are so in sync + similar that it's OBVIOUSI'd want to befriend, accompany, and associate with you [both on and off the internet].

II. Introductory Message To Me [ALONG with Friend Request] REQUIRED From ThoseWho:

1) Are unclear as to whether or not they fit in the aforementioned categories
2) Don't know me at all but want to know me

* If you fall under the group II category, please send me a message along with your friend request, otherwise I will deny you. This isn't for the purpose of being a bitch, it's just to filter out randompeople who add me with no intention of ever talking to me again, or those who add me just because they think i'm pretty [orfor other related dumb reasons]. I actually like to converse with people on my list, and to me it's more than just having a hugenumber.

[Your message will BOTH introduce + personalize your profile... ]

Moving On....

What kind of People Do I Usually Like or Befriend?


I like anyone who I think is cool, honest, and true to themselves. Its rare that I genuinely won't like a person or have ANYTHINGin common with anyone because I just like everyone...I suppose I'm amiable in that kinda way. I prefer the insane and randomI suppose. Cool, nice people do the trick. The Good hearted, opinionated, attractive, intelligent, artistic, whomever. Just don'tbe fucking dumb unless it is a hilarious gimmick/schtick/novelty. I'm perpetually around guys in a neverending sausage fest itseems, so it wouldn't hurt to meet Mostly girls =) I have too many guy friends. But I always seem to make more anyhow!

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My Blog

So I Had A Pretty Good Birthday.

I'm 23.Weird.But yeah.I got a package today from 1 800 Flowers of a dozen roses [complete with vase].Isn't that great? Benita you're the best. I feel special In other news I've been out interviewing t...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 22:18:00 GMT

Vegans Are Annoying.

Seriously.I know it's a personal preference, but somehow that doesn't make it any less bothersome to me.Picky eaters in general are irritating. Who the fuck cares about exploiting the cow of its milk?...
Posted by on Mon, 26 May 2008 15:35:00 GMT

Go Fish.

[Love This Monologue From This Totally 90s Lesbo Indie Movie!]"I have this great fear that the moment we were supposed to meet will be thwarted. Maybe it already has been. I think I saw you on the sub...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 22:05:00 GMT

The Lauren Trilogy Is Now Complete.

Finally.The Lauren Trilogy Is Completed!The First: [Two Years Ago]The Second: [One Year Ago]The FINAL: [Today - For Valentine's Day] @ how deranged I look.Oh well.Thanks, D![That is all].
Posted by on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 23:09:00 GMT

BlackPlanet Sucks.

Seriously.I joined about a month ago when I was REALLY drunk, thinking that it would be a good place for meeting cute black bitches - and by cute I mean Beyonce', Keyshia Cole, or any of the bitches f...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 20:16:00 GMT

Some Middle Eastern Guy Threw A Fit At The Polling Place.

Of course it was at the one I went too.....And it was great!I was hunched over, trying to vote in the tiny little cubicle provided, when all of a sudden I hear a bunch of pamphlets and papers scatter,...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 01:22:00 GMT

Never Do This, Please.

Let me ask you this.You call somebody on their cell phone. NO ANSWERA minute after, you decide to call them on their home phone, AND THEY HAPPEN TO ANSWER BECAUSE THE DAMN RINGER IS ON.They sound tire...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 11:35:00 GMT

Im Growing Less Interested In Myspace.

And more interested in money and time.Hence the reason why I haven't been posting so many bulletins really.While writing is a fun, enlightening, and insightful activity/process [mostly for myself], i...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 09:51:00 GMT

Strangely Adorable.

Disturbingly Beautiful.At 4:30 this morning I found myself laying in my bed, wide awake, so for once I actually decided to put my newfound gym membership to good use.On the way to the gym, I heard a s...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 09:08:00 GMT

The Brother And Sister Urge Via Airport Frenzy.

Seriously.Something about the frenzied and manic energy of an airport creates for me an urge, a brother urge to supplement its already present sister.The sister's presence is undeniable, and as she to...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 15:19:00 GMT