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JOEY

Happy Christmas, Merry New Year

About Me


REAL: It is about time I re-did this section. I am still a 24 yr. old male and still engaged to a white woman. I have 2 dogs & 2 cats so my household is kind of like an episode of Looney Tunes. I work as a Finance Manager for a high volume dealer in Northern California, and I play PG for an year-round Basketball Team called the 'Nigerian Nightmares.' I would say that pretty much rounds it up.FAKE: I am a 24 yr. old Double Agent/Super Hero/Kung-Fu Guru/Porn Star. I catch bad guys with my Kung Fu skills, and I video tape us having sex...because you gotta start somewhere in this business. I have a Dominican sidekick who flys a helicopter and plays the Keytar. Together we will save the world!...QUESTION: DO I REALLY LOOK THAT MUCH LIKE A CHINESE WOMAN?

My Interests

BASKETBALL, COMEDY..... width="425" height="350" .. ...AND MAKING SWEET MOOLA

I'd like to meet:

STEVIE WONDER, SLY, MAGIC JOHNSON, SCREETCH POWERS, DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER, AND JARRED FROM SUBWAY SO I CAN GIVE THAT LYING FUCK AN ASS KICKING.Background By MyPimpSpace.com.. width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

GIVE ME THE ROOTS AND BOB MARLEY AND I'LL BE A HAPPY BOY

Movies:

ORGASMO, HISTORY OF THE WORLD PART I AND BAMBI

Television:

SIMPSONS AND SPORTSCENTER

Books:

ANYTHING PUBLISHED BY DR. SEUSS

Heroes:

HE-MAN, NESSY THE LOCKNESS MONSTER .. width="425" height="350" ..