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About Me

who honestly reads this shit? you know why your on myspace right now. a friend told you to join like a year ago. you didnt get why you joined because you gathered a list of tons of people you already talk to. you than slowly gained a list of people you kind of talk to. sooner than later several creepy fucking kids that you see as potential school shooters start to send you friend request. you accept hoping that puts you off the list of bad and onto the list of good. you slip up in a picture comment you send them by mentioning owning weapons as a joke. it gets to the point where any random person in school can mention tom from myspace and you jerk your head in the complete opposite direction. your interested in the conversation because it mentioned your secret unexplained love for this fucking website. i am no saint either because once i am done typing i know i am going to go look at other profiles. i will leave comments about inside jokes. "dude the hot dog can fit into the soccer net." you'll stumble across in your profile searching. you know what i am talking about. going to one obscure myspace friend of yours and searching around to find the most out of whack people you'd never even blink in front of. you'll find out that they are really good with html cause they have pictures of themselves all over their page. their is also a song being played on loop. your trying to listen to your knew mike jones cd. meanwhile this motherfucker is blasting yellow by coldplay. so it sounds something like a beck song or something. i dont want to go on a tangent or anything but god damn is the site annoying. i love when people say friendster is gay. you gotta love that shit. you ask why is friendster gay? they are like... i dont know its a list of your friends you already know and like you just put pictures up of yourself. than they say oh can i get on your computer for a minute? i wanna see if i got any new friend requests.....

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

no one off this fucking website... what do you think i want to get raped?

My Blog

everyone should be reading my blog

my blog is absolutely the best thing that has happened to myspace. despite my constant mispellings my lack of proper punctuation?,. i feel that my thoughts mean more than that. you are lucky enough to...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 10:20:00 GMT

fuck kids

as a 19 year old young adult i have decided i am now old enough to bash kids. yes kids, those immature cocksuckers who shoot spitballs at you while your trying to eat your burger king. it sucks enough...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 06:42:00 GMT

lets drink till we cant feel feelings anymore

yeah so in my myspace voyages i have noticed a large amount of surveys yes surverys where you answer a lot of questions about yourself and post it in the false belief that someone actually gives a fuc...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 11:22:00 GMT

fat guys dont get laid

its a simple fact that fat kids dont get laid. i hate to say it because being part of the growing number of fat kids means i am not getting laid. and who doesnt want to get laid its in our genetics it...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 21:38:00 GMT

when i die...

my tombstone will read beloved comic i will live the life of a comedian and die a comedian never tell me otherwise
Posted by on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 23:21:00 GMT

i hate this shit

i hate these god damn myspace bullentins that say you need to fill out a survey or read a story and continue to send it out or else you will never meet a true love and if you do send it the person you...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 14:40:00 GMT

there once was a man named jacob

jacob grew up on a small farm in missouri. he didnt have any friends but thats because the nearest other house was miles away. his parents taught him all he ever needed to know in their opinion. he le...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 07:28:00 GMT

likes and dislikes

today venturing around this interesting world of myspace i found someone did a bullentin on random facts now i will list a series of random dislikes and likes let it begin with the likes i really enjo...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 12:00:00 GMT

summer

if we werent drinking... we were sleeping. we didn't have concerns the only priority was destroying our livers and lungs. working the bare minimum so we could party later that night. we'd take over pa...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 15:29:00 GMT

woot

faced
Posted by on Sat, 02 Apr 2005 22:53:00 GMT