Kelly

I'm President of The Anti-Pickle League, Chairman of The Bus Chuckers Club, And The North American Head Assasain Of The Secret Lotus Ninja Dojo Association Of North America. I also own and co-own two companies, Stallion Latex, & Sargent Hongs House Of Crazy Cool Ninja Funk Flavoured Funk. In my spare time I like punching spiders in the face, and working to promote and advocate for World Peace. I think Veronica is much sexier than Betty, and I believe Peter Parker could dominate Batman in any cage match contrived. All adventures start with a bran muffin in the morning, and I like scrambled sensuality with artistic creativity, knowing full well that romances taste better when they're un-decipherable, loud yet lewd.