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Audible. Odyssey

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

yalreet?


my name is briony.

I AM NEVER ON HERE MATE. LIKE EVER. YOU WILL FIND ME ON facebook.com/brionyisthestig
ALL OF THIS IS PROPER OUT OF DATE. ESPECIALLY PICTURES, LIKE HAIR ETC!!!

I AM NEVER ON HERE MATE. LIKE EVER. YOU WILL FIND ME ON facebook.com/brionyisthestig
ALL OF THIS IS PROPER OUT OF DATE. PICTURES ARE AS WELL

I AM NEVER ON HERE MATE. LIKE EVER. YOU WILL FIND ME ON facebook.com/brionyisthestig
ALL OF THIS IS PROPER OUT OF DATE. PICTURES ARE AS WELL

I AM NEVER ON HERE MATE. LIKE EVER. YOU WILL FIND ME ON facebook.com/brionyisthestig
ALL OF THIS IS PROPER OUT OF DATE. PICTURES ARE AS WELL

I AM NEVER ON HERE MATE. LIKE EVER. YOU WILL FIND ME ON facebook.com/brionyisthestig
ALL OF THIS IS PROPER OUT OF DATE. PICTURES ARE AS WELL

my belief in god is much stronger now, i'm not sure where it came from but now i know where i am headed and who i really need to please. you will see some big changes in me. i'm still a strong believer in fate.

i'm much deeper and much more mature than i'll ever let on to anyone.

i am very honest. i tell the blunt truth even if it hurts you, because i believe honestywould make the world a better place.

i will eventually put all the nice sayings i use in a time of crisis on here.

ask me anything. i'm not the sort to be offended by personal questions.

i daydream a lot.

i am just a good a listener as i am a talker.

i have incredibly vast musical horizons. i listen to everything from wham to linkin park to sinatra to n-dubz.

i smile a lot. even when i'm not smiling on the inside. smiles are contagious, and iwould rather fake a smile to put one on someone elses face, than to weigh them downwith my problems.

i'm really loyal. i won't trust you fully, but you can trust me.

no-one spells me name reet!

i miss stagecoach. theatre shizz is fun.

i'm not one of these lasses who has like a bezza mate and the pair of them have been totally inseperable since they were tiny. i've never really had that, like a sister sort of thing. i've got a group of people i'm close to, and that's all i need. i don't like to be crowded in.

i am a little tomboy, i laugh at sexual innuendos and i have an xbox.

things that make uz go "phwoarrr!"



i have these geet gold, geet sparkly trainers. i got them off ebay. and when they catch the light it does that thing disco balls do when you get little bits of light all over the place. they are my babies.

i still love george michael, but not half as much as i love jon bon jovi.

i have more blue streaks in my hair, they make me happy.

dya remember that time we were in the pictures and there were these lesbians and yous played i kissed a girl and they looked like they were gonna beat us up?

i like spelling.

dya remember that time in newcastle when yous slid across that metal bit outside lush?

i like sitting on the bus on me own with me headphones in, just having a bit think :) it's lush.

dya remember that time christian ate 5 jam sandwiches in like half an hour?

english has been my favourite subject since i was about 6. i now hate it, because a levels make it crap. i still like my books though :) i'm currently reading the da vinci code. it's canny good.

dya remember that time me dann and tiff walked round shields singing the ting tings and we had like one doing the beat and one doing the "arreee yooooou caaaalling me daaaaaaaarlin'" and the other one deeing "that's not my name" and it sounded really good?

dya remember that time emma was like "well i think..." and hayley was like "well i think you should be quiet!"

me and jack are 2kperfect.

halfway through a "ya ma" joke - me: "you can tell your mam she's not getting any tonight" defty: "i think my dad will disagree"

dya remember that time i wore fenwicks watch and he walked out of biology without it and i rang him that night like "fenwick, what time is it?" like expecting him to notice his watch wasn't there and he geet went "...half six?" and i was like "fenwick where do you find the time" and he was like "a clock, a computer, the tv..." and listed everything but a watch and i was like "no fenwick on ya body" and he was like "ya phone..." i'm like "no on ya wrist" he was like "ya watch?" i was like "right...so what time is it?" and he was like "...half six" and i'm like laughing and he's like "what ya laughing at...rrr wait a minute...you've still got me watch!"

Contact uz?

MSN: [email protected] (hey, the guy at carphone warehouse thought it was a mint email address)
Xbox: BrionyForever (not been on it much lately mind)
Mobile: i have unlimited texts, so ask uz. Hey God.
Sometimes you know i wanna scream.
These days you're even harder to believe.
I know how busy you must be.
But Hey God,
Do you ever think about me?
- bon jovi. click the girls' balloon to comment me (on the left) , the comment box above doesn't work.

about me

Name: Briony Elizabeth McStea
Age: Seventeen and sexy
Status: Apologies to Justin Timberlake, Orlando Bloom, David Tennant and the rest, i am Taken ;D
Orientation: Straight
Hometown: Whitty B
Zodiac Sign: Cancer
Children: Not yet love
Occupation: ya ma. ;)

Briony's Alphabet

sesame street ain't got nowt on this shizzle.
A is for ... Arrogance, i reckon i'm lush as owt, but don't take it seriously, i say it because it's funny :)
B is for ... Bon Jovi, because i am now obsessed with them. i'm in love, and i have a belt to show it to the world lol. i haven't listened to anything else for three weeks running, apart from when leona lewis came on the radio when i was in the shower. eurgh.
C is for ... College, and everyone in it.
D is for ... Dolphin fifteen. text uz biatches, i get unlimited texts.
E is for ... Ears. They prick up to the sound of jazz, 80's shizz, musicals, acoustic rap, heavy metal, blues, house, acoustic alternative and owt else you wanna throw my way.
F is for ... Funny. I can find the funny side of anything ever.
G is for ... Glitter, not gary glitter, but glitter like what i have on my shoes.
H is for ... Hellmans Mayonnaise, because i eat a lot of it. none of this low fat shite mind. and only Hellmans.
I is for ... Inch. I am now 5"3 rather than 5"2 :D
J is for ... Jezza Kay. I might cry if the rumours about his show being cut are true.
K is for ... Karma. Ties in with fate, so be careful because what goes around, comes around.
L is for ... Lurrrve. i love jonathon. (i could write more, and in a nicer way, but i don't wanna be soft lol!) he's geet clumsy and cannit ice skate and is totally soft, but i think he is mint. he looks after uz and says nice things and everythin'! :) i'm geet like "ya nar the tyne? ya nar all the water in the tyne? ya nar all those tiny water particles in the tyne like what we learn about in biology? well if you turn all those tiny water particles into love, that's how much i love you."
M is for ... Marras. They're class, but they're like the biggest retards going.
N is for ... Nightowls. Alan Robson is class.
O is for ... Ooft. that word reminds me of jack being funny lol :)
P is for ... Pasta. I eat it almost everyday.
Q is for ... Questions. I ask too many questions. and i actually like being asked them.
R is for ... Reet good times in the summer with my crew :) i think we should all go and get kicked out of fenwicks again :)
S is for ... Sparkly things. I want them.
T is for ... Television. Corrie, Emmerdale, Jezza Kay, DW, Deal or no deal (can't apply until i'm 18) and Family guy are the business. NOR skins or hollyoaks.
U is for ... Unnerve. I will probably unnerve you with the things i say, i'm a little blunt.
V is for ... Vocabulary. My vocabularly stretches to "yalreeeet bbz"
W is for ... Winking faces. Like what you get on msn. they make me laugh.
X is for ... Xbox. I haven't been on it in a while but i do love my xbox.
Y is for ... You. Yes, you. don't just read, talk to me :)
Z is for ... Zebra. why is there a zebra in that katy perry video? more to the point, whilst you're chasing your fiance who's buggared off at the alter, do you really have the time to find a zebra? was it a wild zebra? or do the zoo just let people wander out with their zebras? (N.B. Q - Questions)
yo ma homies

My Blog

memories

everyone has one of these things. i may as well. i cannit go wrong.got any memories?easy as owt.peace out, kids.xxxxxx
Posted by on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 21:07:00 GMT

wheeey

nar reet i was like hey what do my blogs say because i can't remember doing one in literally years but as it turns out i've never posted a blog apparently. i'm sure i have ya nar. i was about 13 at th...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 13:49:00 GMT